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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 144 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

“Where your bathroom?“

Upstairs, you can't miss it.

[–] LEDZeppelin 93 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This shit is on a whole another level

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] canthidium 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That depends on what country you're in

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[–] BaronVonBort 77 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just a little...

H A L L W A Y

P O O P I N

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

🎶I can see when you're snoopin
While I take a hallway pooping🎶

[–] geekworking 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Open the lid and hold my beer. $5 says that I can get it in the bowl from the top step.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

#1 or #2

You need to escape # at the start of lines, else they'll make the line a header on some clients

\#1 or #2

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I saw a place like this where the bathroom was two stories. Bottom floor was the bathtub, middle was the toilet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Lol my college apartment was almost that!

It was reversed at the one I saw. The bedroom was on the 2nd floor with a shower/bath and then on the 1st floor was the toilet. I was tempted to get it since it was like $800 a month with all utilities included.

[–] Astroturfed 4 points 1 year ago

You can always pull the good ol waffle stomp if you can't make it upstairs.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Probably is actually a "crime" for most building codes. International Residential Code for example states that "a minimum distance of 15" is required from the centerline of a toilet to any bath fixture, wall, or other obstacle"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How can it be the “International” code if it’s using inches?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Careful, asking questions like that only encourages my fellow Americans to bring you some freedom

[–] grue 14 points 1 year ago

Basically delusions of grandeur, LOL.

serious answer:Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Building_Code#History

Since the early twentieth century, the system of building regulations in the United States has been based on model building codes developed by three regional model code groups and adopted in a piecemeal fashion by local and state governments.[5] The National Codes developed by the Building Officials Code Administrators International (BOCA) were used on the East Coast and throughout the Midwest of the United States. The Standard Codes from the Southern Building Code Congress International (SBCCI) were used in the Southeast. The Uniform Codes published by the International Conference of Building Officials (ICBO) were used primarily throughout the West Coast and across a large swath of the middle of the country to most of the Midwest.

In 1972, BOCA, SBCCI, and ICBO created the Council of American Building Officials (CABO) to prepare a national building code for residential construction.[5] CABO's One and Two Family Dwelling Code was adopted by only a handful of U.S. jurisdictions; the rest preferred to stick with the regional building codes.[5] In 1994, BOCA, SBCCI, and ICBO merged to form the International Code Council (ICC) in order to develop a comprehensive set of building codes that would have no regional limitations: the International Codes (or I-Codes).[5] There were several free trade developments that led to the founding of ICC: the ratification of the North American Free Trade Agreement, the formation of the European Union, and the EU's efforts to unify standards for building design, construction, and materials across the European Single Market (the Eurocodes).[6] All these developments caused American construction professionals and manufacturers to push for a nationwide building code in the United States, so that they would not need to waste so much time and money complying with different provisions of the regional codes and could instead focus on compliance with other countries' building codes in order to compete internationally for construction projects.[6]

After three years of extensive research and development, the first edition of the International Building Code was published in 2000. A new code edition has since been released every three years thereafter.[3] The code was patterned on the three legacy codes previously developed by the organizations that had formed ICC. By the year 2000, ICC had completed the International Codes series and ceased development of the legacy codes in favor of their national successors.[5]

The word "International" in the names of the ICC and all three of its predecessors, as well as the IBC and other ICC products, despite all 18 of the company's board members being residents of the United States, reflects the fact that a number of other countries in the Caribbean and Latin America had already begun to rely on model building codes developed in the United States rather than developing their own from scratch.[citation needed] Thus, ICC from its inception was well aware that it was writing model codes for an international audience. "Calling it 'international' keeps it from being called the 'U.S. Building Code.' explains Bill Tangye, SBCCI Chief Executive Officer. "Some U.S. Model codes are already used outside the United States. Bermuda uses BOCA, and Western Samoa uses ICBO."[7]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Kinda like the World Series.... but only the US and Canada participate?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In the UK “toilets under the stairs” are quite common, both my childhood houses had one. They’re converted from old school larders so they’re tiny, and I’m sure neither had a 15” gap before the sink.

[–] SubsAndDubs 11 points 1 year ago

Yeah, very common in Ireland too. Had one under the stairs in the family home when I was a kid. Though it's mainly a toilet used for that moment when the main toilet is occupied.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Stuff put in place before specific building codes are often grandfathered in, it usually applies to new construction or remodels done after whatever code was put in place.

[–] G59 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yikes, imagine if the toilet clogs up 😬

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's rarely a problem outside of the US. I'm not sure where this is located, though.

[–] CurlyMoustache 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The stairs Vermont?

[–] CurlyMoustache 3 points 1 year ago

It won't. Because of gravity. Check mate, atheists!

[–] Feathercrown 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The decor is good but that location...

is incredibly convenient, 10/10, nothing wrong here at all! /s

[–] restingcarcass 8 points 1 year ago

Project zomboid

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Does this house predate indoor plumbing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hallway/stairway toilet, sure. Odd AF. But like, why two watering cans in one location? Is that also the only sink? Would I have to wash my dishes there as well?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

The blue one is the bidet. Don’t be gross and use your plant watering can to clean your ass, man.

[–] mountainCalledMonkey 4 points 1 year ago

sure, but this looks super relaxing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

at least there is fancy red carpet👌🏼

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Surprisingly clean and good looking for such an inconvenient layout.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

There's so much wrong with this... even beyond the obvious, they tiled the wall with exactly 6 tiles just around the sink. The sink is blocked by the shelf so you can't use it from the front. And (it's very blurry so I'm not sure) there seems to be some sort of sign stuck above the sink?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

These must be non-functional. There is no way they had people put tobes there for this to work.