designatedhacker

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago

It drives couches into a frenzy.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If they're antipho we can safely assume their opinions on soup aren't worth a damn.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe they mean a real one with fMRI. Or maybe just signaling to China that their assets get interviewed for life.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Loses and declares victory anyway citing cherry picked information and ignoring everything else. I think I've seen this before. His reality distortion field is weakening though. Only the truly deranged are buying it now.

Oh and "I did amazing and they cheated so I lost." Can't even keep the lie up for a full tweet.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

$13B is 7% of Apple's annual profit in 2022. Not a rounding error. Somebody has to settle for golden yachts instead of platinum next year.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Don't bet on it. Nobody wants 2016 part 2. "ahh it's fine I don't need to vote for Harris, she's got this." Bull fucking shit! Don't even encourage that line of thought. These assholes will vote for Dump and "hold their nose" while doing it.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This is the perfect approach. He can't play it without donating to Harris out of his campaign funds. That will actually make him stop.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Can't wait until I get an actual computer virus that's also a biological virus. Just starts mining crypto in my lungs until I die. Great idea.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Dr. Chopp retired. Luckily Dr. Peter Ruff is still available at the same practice. https://urologyaustin.com/doctors/peter-ruff-md/

Is that nominative determinism or did they legally change their names after choosing the career?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

John Wayne toilet paper. Rough, tough, and doesn't take shit off of anyone.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They wish this wasn't their actual platform so hard. I love that it's so transparent.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

I've seen some dumbass takes on here, but this one is amazing. It has everything. Gaslighting. Gas lighting. Lighting from a gas source. Everything.

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