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[–] _number8_ 74 points 1 year ago (3 children)

i love even on the dinkiest little flights they make a big deal out of closing the little curtain between 1st and 3rd class

[–] Custoslibera 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don’t you disgusting peasants even look up this aisle. You’re not worthy. Filthy cretins. - Air hostess, probably

[–] SCB 5 points 1 year ago

Literally me, the entire trip, even though I only got the seat as a free upgrade by lottery because they weren't sold out.

[–] stevedidWHAT 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Aw yeah man, gotta keep em guessin

People want mysterious shit, and shit other people are told they can’t have

Like affordable housing, equal opportunities and rights for all for example to name a few or something idk maybe

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I never understood it, why the stupid curtain.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 5 points 1 year ago

They feel saturated by it.

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[–] lennybird 62 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you're in coach and hear the attendants kiss ass in business, then immediately change their tone with the plebs... It's somewhat amusing, somewhat eye-rolling.

[–] LukeMedia 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Absolutemehperson 17 points 1 year ago

If you have no money, just get more money. This is elementary, come on hobos!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I flew from Detroit to Heathrow in business class, then back the next day in Economy (ridiculous work reasons for the short trip), where I had the same crew on the same plane. The difference between the treatment I got in Economy vs business class was remarkable.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

As a poor person, I would absolutely do the same thing.

[–] aCatNamedVirtute 28 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I totally don't get how people waste their money on things like that. You spend hundreds of dollars to sit a tiny bit more comfortable for a few hours? Wtf?

[–] stevehobbes 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lots of people fly overnight flights places… it makes a pretty big difference to overall comfort to have your own space and something that turns into a bed.

I’m going to guess there’s a lot of things in your life where you spend more money for something that is better, more comfortable or more convenient.

But the value of money is relative. Spending another $2,000 to sit in business class feels unthinkable when you make $50k/year. When you’re making $500k/year it doesn’t seem like such a big deal.

Also, lots of people get a lot of frequent flier miles from working jobs with travel, so the actual cost might have been lower.

[–] Jimbob0i0 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My ex-wife is American and we'd fly to the US (I'm in the UK) once a year when we were together to go see family.

We'd usually fly premium economy for the extra luggage allowance and slightly nicer seating.

When her father passed away the trip over tete had 1st class at only a modest increase from premium, I'm guessing due to a desire to fill the seat at short notice.

Given the situation I decided to get the upgrade, and it was absolutely worth it.

[–] stevehobbes 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

100% the go to move. I do business class on the overnight and premium economy on the day flight on the way home (if it’s a lot cheaper, anyway).

If it’s <100/flying hour from economy that’s my threshold for “worth it”.

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[–] chic_luke 7 points 1 year ago

The overnight ones are those that I deem worth it. A night spent in confort and living the day after with some restful sleep behind is totally worth it, if it's an occasional thing.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me and my wife always fly business if the flight is more than an hour, I think it's totally worth it.

For one thing, im a big dude, the difference in comfort is more than slight when you're 6'4". Business vs economy is the difference between arriving at my destination ready to start the vacation or sore, tired, and grumpy.

We only fly maybe once or twice a year, so spending the extra cash on business means we can enjoy our limited vacation time from start to finish, instead of spending the first and last portions miserable

You may as well say you don't understand why people waste money on hotels and restaurants on vacations when there are hostels and fast food available. The point of a vacation is to enjoy your self - and so if you can afford them, luxuries arent a waste at all

[–] TrismegistusMx 7 points 1 year ago (10 children)

The capitalist trap. Live a miserable life and spend what money you have to make it a little more comfortable.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Who said their life was miserable?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Coach = like riding the bus

Business = like staying at a hotel

[–] Serinus 4 points 1 year ago

Except your hotel is $250/hour.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I am telling you if I had the money I would do it every single time.

I hate every single minute of flying in the shitty normal seats, any improvement I would pay it.

Well I already do for the extra space, first rows seats and so on....I haven't but sometimes I have been tempted to buy the seat next to me as well.... but it would require to put somebody else details I guess and they probably with my luck simply fill the seat anyway if the passenger doesn't appear.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

As someone who flies a lot as part of my job, I mostly use airline miles to upgrade my seat to business class. On a few occasions I cover the upgrade myself if the price is reasonable.

Why? Because as a somewhat tall guy, when I have a 10 hour flight a coach seat makes me ache for days. And if it's an overnight flight, a business class seat actually enables me to sleep.

On business trips that only last a couple of days, the project managers sometimes approves business class tickets, so that we're actually fit for work when arriving.

Any flights longer than 5-6 hours is usually when I begin to consider upgrading. Because then I have a chance to actually get some rest onboard instead of just sitting there, waiting.

EDIT: Business class comes with lounge access, and for some that's also a plus, but my frequent flier level already gives me lounge access all over the world, even when flying riffraff-class. Plus business class also comes with extra luggage allowance, but I have that by default too.

[–] OhmsLawn 17 points 1 year ago

I did it last spring. I was against the upgrade. The lady said I couldn't understand until I tried it, and (to my mild embarrassment) paid for our upgrade as a gift. This was SFO-MAD, on Swiss, open-jaw, returning from Zurich almost a month later. The round-trip upgrade was less than $2000 over premium economy.

It was 100% worth it.

The price, on a trip that long, wasn't really noticable. The value was. What you get for the money is about the same as you would pay to eat lunch, dinner and breakfast at a nice restaurant (we don't drink, but drinks included), along with a night at an expensive hotel.

This is exactly what we received.

We arrived early, had a three-course meal at the (stunning) lounge, we were served fancy soda as soon as we boarded, we were treated kindly and attentively for 12 hours, We were served two more very attractive meals (on ceramic plates with real cutlery) we slept comfortably in the lay-flat seats, and arrived refreshed and very happy.

Added to that basic summary are uncountable little details, like good soap and facial refreshing spray in the bathroom, little swiss chocolates, etc., that made the experience far more memorable and enjoyable.

I'm not set on flying that way from now on. However, I do now consider it to be a reasonable, attractive indulgence, rather than an obvious waste of money.

[–] shadowspirit 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Felt the same way .. until I was upgraded one day now I look for business class sales. I'm a prudent snob now? 😁

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[–] SCB 3 points 1 year ago

Business class is generally not hundreds of dollars more expensive.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That profile picture is the girl from skins, isn't it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Is it really that much nicer? I've never been on a plane, but everyone says how misrible planes are.

[–] momtheregoesthatman 7 points 1 year ago

It's one of those "once you do it, it's hard to go back" things. Priority boarding, roomy seats (or lie flat on many business international flights), free food and drinks (no food on short hops), etc. I find it worth it, if you can financially swing it.

[–] JustZ 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Especially if it's a transoceanic flight. Talking about sleeping flat on a reclining bedchair after eating a meal off bone porcelain dishware, single malt scotch from a glass tumbler.

Mask off, they put the best looking and most charismatic flight attendants up there, men and women, too. Pay them more, even.

[–] SexyTimeSasquatch 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Usually, yes. Coach or economy class really crams everyone in. In nicer classes you get more room, better perks, food, booze, etc. It's it worth the extra money? Depends. I got the upgrade once, it was a whole different experience, quite pleasant to fly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

When you get lounge access included along with unlimited food and alcohol, then it really starts to seem worthwhile. Particularly if you get delayed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Planes are miserable in coach on cheap airlines, it's pretty decent on nicer airlines like Emirates, Asna or Qatar.

Business you basically get a recliner sofa with lots of space for your legs a bigger screen and a restaurant level of meals.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It is a significant upgrade but as someone who has taken numerous long cramped car trips I would not willingly pay for that level of comfort for a few hours.

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[–] FuryMaker 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Wonder which shitty nursing home they're planning to send her to?

[–] Supervivens 74 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kinda harsh considering this just seems like a harmless joke

[–] 1luv8008135 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Get the fuck outta here with logic, reason and a balanced view. This here is Lemmy, the land of knee jerk reactions, holier than thou attitudes and tall poppy syndrome.

How dare this mum try and joke with her kids using her own money. The comment above makes it sound like she put the kids in the fucking cargo hold while she traveled business. Goddamn people

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] kamenlady 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We still haven't agreed upon which shitty nursing home she's going, we need to focus...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

The cheapest one, since they are poor people.

[–] afraid_of_zombies 9 points 1 year ago

Lighten up.

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[–] serpineslair 2 points 1 year ago

Insert clip of Penny from Come Fly With Me

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