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[–] whileloop 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I like how even the non-tech communities here on Lemmy are dominated by tech. We're all a bunch of bored IT guys and it shows.

[–] Sheeple 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] whileloop 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Sorry. Where I'm from 'guys' is often gender-neutral.

[–] Sheeple 4 points 1 year ago

Normalise using 'girls' as gender neutral uwu

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Honestly, it's kind of nice. Like the IT version of Cheers.

[–] Okokimup 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wakes me up in the middle of the night - check.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You actually trust your printer enough to leave it plugged in 24/7 ?

Damn, that's brave

[–] Sh1nyM3t4l4ss 10 points 1 year ago

I'd still much rather have a cat

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

"Alright, it's taken 20 minutes to initialize and warm up, let's try a test print-"

GUTTER CLEANING IN PROGRESS

"Well that's okay, I'm sure it's part of routine maintena-"

SEQUENCING OFF

"No, damnit, I need to get the line running!"

...

MAKEUP LEVEL TOO LOW

"But I just changed the cartridge..."

MAKEUP LEVEL TOO LOW

crying and putting on lipstick

"Please, I have a family!"

MAKEUP LEVEL TOO HIGH

"Okay, I'll do anything, just let me print these batch codes..."

READY TO PRINT

"Thank you, oh merciful machine, I owe you my-"

GUTTER CLEANING IN PROGRESS