"Listen dude. I'm going to stab you in the chest with a silver knife. BUT! But, but... Let me be clear here! I'm not doing that because of your sexual orientation which i respect and consider a normal thing to have. Ok?"
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"I'm going to rip you to shreds!!!!!!!! But seriously, thank you for your affirmation. It means a lot coming from my adversary that my sexual orientation doesn't play into your decision to stand against me!"
"You're welcome" 🗡️ [SLASH!!!]
I want 14 werewolf boyfriends.
Why not 13 or 15? Too superstitious for the former and too humble for the latter?
13 is too few and 15 is too many. I draw the line at 14 to be the optimal number of werewolf boyfriends.
In my imagination you were working this out for months with dozens of excel sheets.
Fair enough, 13 is too few indeed, but 15 definitely pushing it. 16 is hell of a lot too many. but 14 is enough to feel like you have an abundance of werewolf boyfriends while still being a manageable number.
[nerd alert] In the Elseworlds comics with a Black Superman, Lex Luthor makes it a point to claim he isn't racist.