Cornetto
this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2023
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Just one? /joke
Giiiiive it toooo meeee 🎶🎶🎶
Nelson, I owe you about 15p!
No thanks, I’m good. I already have nose hair clippers, 5Kg weights and an electric hammer.
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The contents of the till, please
Some random middle-aisle yarn and a load of knock-off Percy Pigs, please!
Cornetto
Just one?
Man I miss Cornettos
A welding mask and a 12 foot swimming pool, please.
How long you gonna be with my wine!? I'm gaggin' here.
Need some more milk, cheers
I'll have a lucky dip from the aisle of treasure please
200W or 400W?
Careful you're about to be lumbered with a 100-set of drill bits made of ~~steel~~ butter
Self-lubricating drill bits are just what I need!
Aldi knock off white monster think its dark thunder, White one only, sugar free you see for me diabeetis
One pinto bean please
Do you mean one can, or just a single pinto bean? Someone will have to distract the security guard while I whip out the can opener
Cornetto
Their knock-off Pringles aka "Prongles" in our house.
Also their Magnums, which just seem to have a "G" on the box. Hence, "Gagnums".
I'll take a pack of the knock off biscoff ice creams while your there.
My grandad loved them!
I need some ice tea and some cookies
And a €10 pink sweater please
Grab some of those honey and pepperoni pizzas in the freezer section. Thank me later
Some breakfast waffles and a winter car cover please.
One of those Alska ciders would be lovely in this weather
I mean... Are you still there?
If so - one of those huge lasagnas would be awesome. Cheers.
Do they still do those dank japalpeno pretzel bites? Like 3 bags of those
...and a nailgun
Grab one of them frozen pizzas for me, mate!
Cheers!
Grab me some cheese twists if it's got a bakery.
Does ALDI have Choco & Biscuit in the UK?
And maybe more importantly: Do you mind taking a couple trains to deliver to the Netherlands?
This whole thread feels so familiar and yet I'm not from the UK, either.
But yeah OP, do they have smoked knackwurst in UK Aldi and can you just use a couple of ice blocks in a cooler for an international flight?
Are those good? I just saw them recently…
The Swiss/German/Belgian chocolate selection was pared down last I went. My dealer!
30ft hose and adapter to go on the kitchen tap, and a pack of skittles
Packet of crisps, aldi slippers, and a diesel generator please.
Packet of crisps, no problem. Aldi slippers, no problem. Diesel generator... which one? They have three different kinds.
Couple of croissants and a pint of milk, if you'd be so kind!
croissants come in 6 or 8
Yeah I know but I'm trying to be good.
A pack of 6 or 8 doesn't realistically last much longer than 1 or 2. And if they sit around too long they'll go stale, and that's a waste so I might as well eat them.
And that's how I put back on the 3 stone I lost during lockdown. 🙄
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5 litres of oat milk, please... Thanks so very much!
Own brand caramel wafers please. You genuinely can't tell the difference from.yhe Tunnock's ones, which they craftily shelve next to their own ones.
Ya’ll got the Shark and Dino fruit snacks at UK Aldi?
Yes, a reminder never to go to Aldi again when it's busy!
500g of lurpak slightly salted, please and thank you
Walter Worms if they have any!
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