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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

“It’s Wayne’s world! Wayne’s world! Party on!”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

"Life, uh, finds a way."

[–] nandeEbisu 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Dude what does mine say? Sweet what does mine say?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

I see you shiver with antici…..

pation

And as this post sorely misses classic romcom:

  • I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her
  • Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me wanna buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address. On the other hand, this not knowing has its charms.
  • peeeeeecaaaaaaaaaan piiiiiiieeeeeee
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

we can't stop here, this is bat country

[–] ChillPill 13 points 2 years ago

Alrighty then

[–] roign 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] PrinterElf 11 points 2 years ago

Great Scott!

[–] ParkedInReverse 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Life is like a box of chocolates

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago
[–] ohlaph 11 points 2 years ago

Where we are going, we don't need roads.

Said before every hike.

[–] zuhayr 10 points 2 years ago

That'll do pig

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (7 children)

"Luke, I am your father!"

"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"

"I can't let you do that, Dave."

"you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

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[–] Asudox 10 points 2 years ago

"This is SPARTA!!!!"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

As you wish.

[–] Drgon 9 points 2 years ago

His name is Robert Paulson

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I’m your huckleberry.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"I'm shocked--shocked!--to find gambling going on here!"

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

inconceivable!

[–] zuhayr 8 points 2 years ago

Say hello to my little friend

[–] DigitalFrank 8 points 2 years ago

What's the most you've ever lost on a coin flip?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I missed the part where that's my problem.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need...roads.

Yo Adrian!

Cooper, this is no time for caution

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

It's Morbin' time!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

He's the hero they deserve but not the one they need.

[–] Thehalfjew 7 points 2 years ago

"Those aren't two pillows!"

"Nobody leaves this place without singin' the blues."

"It's showtime!"

"That's not a motorcycle, baby. It's a chopper."

"You're a daisy if you do.'

"Mr. Blutarsky. Zero-point-zero.""

"I want my two dollars!"

"So THAT'S how it is in their family."

[–] Ravaja 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Bitches leave"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

The greater good (the greater good)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I don't like sand

[–] vynlwombat 7 points 2 years ago

We can't stop here. This is bat country.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I'll be back

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

"Oh my god Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago
  • “Go ahead, make my day”
  • “ Do you feel lucky, punk?”
  • “ Every day for the past ten years, Loretta there's been giving me a large black coffee; today she gives me a large black coffee, only it has sugar in it. A lotta sugar. I just came back to complain.”
  • “Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!”
  • “It’s a hell of a thing, to kill a man”
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