Row 3, column 2: Also known as The Piper.
NSFW due to meme origin context.
this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2023
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Ian, run!
Or don't...
I'm pretty sure Linda's last one is from porn too
Interesting. I would have thought 5,2 or 6,1.
5,2 but with Linda!
I must admit, I have been seen in the "have you ever been on fucking sofa" position quite a few times.
POV Ian know your coordinates and is rapidly approaching your location. To be a pick and fill up your sofa with his crusty ass legs.
As a person entrenched in the lower income class, almost every couch I've ever sat on has been profoundly uncomfortable. Gimme that floor spot any time. Easier to cuddle with the dogs anyway.
I've done it many a time! I don't trust OP's couch credentials!
I'm mostly "Ian you prick move over" but supporting my body with my arm so my head is straight.
Sometimes I'm also "The Comfy Sidelean" or "Ian. Sit on the fucking sofa".
When I’m sitting on a sofa for longer times, like watching tv or playing a game, I am That’s better, but when I’m sitting on it just temporarily to talk to someone, I am Ian have you ever been on a fucking sofa.
temporarily
Half an hour later....
Honestly, I feel the last one. I've done it often enough and it actually was pretty comfortable as far as I remember.
Though what I did was a more chill version of that with me just halfway laying on it instead of sitting there like I'm in trouble.
This made me chuckle more than I expected haha
Isn't the bottom half just how bi people sit?
Nah I don't see any examples of bisitting. This must be the chart for straight people
bottom half
What do you mean by this?
The examples at the bottom of the image, you pervert.
My wife and I are all the ones on the right which is why we bought a truly enormous couch.