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[–] betterdeadthanreddit 57 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Row 3, column 2: Also known as The Piper.

NSFW due to meme origin context.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Or don't...

[–] Dragontre 10 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty sure Linda's last one is from porn too

[–] demlet 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Interesting. I would have thought 5,2 or 6,1.

[–] Master 3 points 1 year ago

5,2 but with Linda!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I must admit, I have been seen in the "have you ever been on fucking sofa" position quite a few times.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

POV Ian know your coordinates and is rapidly approaching your location. To be a pick and fill up your sofa with his crusty ass legs.

[–] demlet 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a person entrenched in the lower income class, almost every couch I've ever sat on has been profoundly uncomfortable. Gimme that floor spot any time. Easier to cuddle with the dogs anyway.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I've done it many a time! I don't trust OP's couch credentials!

[–] Korne127 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm mostly "Ian you prick move over" but supporting my body with my arm so my head is straight.
Sometimes I'm also "The Comfy Sidelean" or "Ian. Sit on the fucking sofa".

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I’m sitting on a sofa for longer times, like watching tv or playing a game, I am That’s better, but when I’m sitting on it just temporarily to talk to someone, I am Ian have you ever been on a fucking sofa.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

temporarily

Half an hour later....

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Honestly, I feel the last one. I've done it often enough and it actually was pretty comfortable as far as I remember.

Though what I did was a more chill version of that with me just halfway laying on it instead of sitting there like I'm in trouble.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This made me chuckle more than I expected haha

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Isn't the bottom half just how bi people sit?

[–] PRUSSIA_x86 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is sitting on an armrest a bi thing now?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 points 1 year ago

Wait I just thought all my pets were bi

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Nah I don't see any examples of bisitting. This must be the chart for straight people

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

bottom half

What do you mean by this?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The examples at the bottom of the image, you pervert.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

My wife and I are all the ones on the right which is why we bought a truly enormous couch.