They have the same face and the jacket wearing one has an extra leg coming out of his ass. Darkest timeline indeed.
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So you would say it's accurate.
Not a good day to have eyes.
Would certainly be a win for humanity if those two fucks were to bugger off from Earth.
Their influence would wane only by the delay it takes light to reach the Earth.
We'd have overlord free holidays when the sun is between Earth and Mars.
Why Elon has three legs.
it's a tail, he took the catgirl serum
It's not a third leg. It's a third leg.
My leg! My leg! I can't feel my third leg!
The AI couldn't decide who tops, so both figures are Elmo and Zuck simultaneously. Like they got Brundlefucked.
This is their family, and their children committed incest.
Is that a giant turd coming out?
Third pant leg for his tail.
A cat tail buttplug.
No, musk isn't coming out.
Two!
"computer, pull up an image of musk shidding out his doodoo ass"
Elon would be the one that carries the baby
He can't deliver, his third leg would be in the way.
How do you know that's not a literal poop chute built into his pants? It's the future, anything is possible!
Thank you for agreeing with me that any offspring of the two combined would result in nothing more than literal poop.
He does look more like a middle aged woman too.
Whatever, just don't let Elon choose the name of the baby, please
delete this post this instant
So why is Harland Williams watching Chris Evans do pottery?