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[–] moipe 62 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They have the same face and the jacket wearing one has an extra leg coming out of his ass. Darkest timeline indeed.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So you would say it's accurate.

[–] somethingsnappy 4 points 1 year ago

Not a good day to have eyes.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Would certainly be a win for humanity if those two fucks were to bugger off from Earth.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Their influence would wane only by the delay it takes light to reach the Earth.

We'd have overlord free holidays when the sun is between Earth and Mars.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] animelivesmatter 20 points 1 year ago

it's a tail, he took the catgirl serum

[–] TCBloo 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's not a third leg. It's a third leg.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

My leg! My leg! I can't feel my third leg!

[–] mindbleach 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The AI couldn't decide who tops, so both figures are Elmo and Zuck simultaneously. Like they got Brundlefucked.

[–] Stovetop 12 points 1 year ago

This is their family, and their children committed incest.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Is that a giant turd coming out?

[–] notst 10 points 1 year ago

Third pant leg for his tail.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

A cat tail buttplug.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

No, musk isn't coming out.

[–] mindbleach 4 points 1 year ago
[–] regular_human 4 points 1 year ago

"computer, pull up an image of musk shidding out his doodoo ass"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Elon would be the one that carries the baby

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He can't deliver, his third leg would be in the way.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do you know that's not a literal poop chute built into his pants? It's the future, anything is possible!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Thank you for agreeing with me that any offspring of the two combined would result in nothing more than literal poop.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

He does look more like a middle aged woman too.

[–] SignorPao 13 points 1 year ago

Whatever, just don't let Elon choose the name of the baby, please

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

delete this post this instant

[–] mindbleach 1 points 1 year ago

So why is Harland Williams watching Chris Evans do pottery?