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[–] dhepworth 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Don’t do this: you’ll be ingesting dreadfully unhealthy levels of sodium.

[–] BreadOven 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You will certainly not regret eating 30 to 40 olives.

(I actually don't really like olives, and totally agree with your comment about sodium. I hope no one takes it seriously)

Edit: hope no one takes the meme seriously. Not your comment, which they should take seriously.

[–] spacesweedkid27 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn I almost took it seriously 🥲

[–] BreadOven 1 points 1 year ago

Oh no. Like I'm sure it would be okay once, but the commenter has a good point above about sodium. Maybe stick to 10-15 haha.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My blood pressure has always been low!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Time to offset that low blood pressure with a few heart attacks!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

*laughs in spironolactone*

[–] animelivesmatter 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

surely it won't give me acid reflux

[–] BreadOven 5 points 1 year ago

Sounds made up. Surely it will not.

(Don't actually do it)

[–] Fosheze 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey! I only got 46 updoots when I posted this here! Not fair!

[–] BreadOven 2 points 1 year ago

Oh, I'm sorry. I'll look for yours and give it a big up-doot.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I literally just googled this meme last night to send to my wife to thank her for buying me olives.

[–] BreadOven 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope it is olive loaf you've got baking in that bread oven

[–] BreadOven 2 points 1 year ago

You'll have to find out.

[–] scottywh 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I do love me some fuckin olives... Especially if they're stuffed with garlic

[–] BreadOven 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] scottywh 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BreadOven 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't that what the kids are saying now in days?

[–] scottywh 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BreadOven 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fair enough. Let go of the hate and embrace the olive. The olive understands everyone.

[–] scottywh 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Negative... Embrace the hate olive.

[–] BreadOven 1 points 1 year ago
[–] twelvefloatinghands 5 points 1 year ago

This makes a compelling argument...

[–] Daft_ish 3 points 1 year ago

I'm in this photo and I don't like it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BreadOven 1 points 1 year ago

You feelin' it?