Yep ice cream is just Eis in German, even if the default is Eiscreme meaning at least 10% milkfat content or even Cremeeis meaning 50% milk, no added water, as well as egg. Frozen custard. It's just that noone cares what exactly you're going to order when asking "wanna go eat some ice"?

Fun fact: A felt 99% of ice cream parlours in Germany are called "Venezia" or "Dolomiti" or "Rialto", which is a quarter of Venice. Because that's where the founders were from. It's a fascinating natural phenomenon, flocks of ice cream makers migrating north in early spring and back home late autumn.

[–] a1mlezz 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Americans when their ice doesn't contain...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

... cum

[–] occhionaut 5 points 1 year ago

Muh cumstitutional rights!

[–] ExclamatoryProdundity 1 points 1 year ago

I scream, you scream, we all scream in America.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Why do so many Europeans seem to think the whole country is Texas?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

I imagine the same reason so many Americans think of the UK as just London, or France as just Paris. I don't know what that reason is, but I imagine it's probably the same reason.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's not true America is Texas, Florida (if it involves alligators or trans-hatred), California, Las Vegas and New York. Everything else is irrelevant.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Massachusetts is literally the most significant state. It's a forest with health care. We're basically elves.

[–] Bernie_Sandals 2 points 1 year ago

Hmmm idk about that Vermont is much closer to being elves than any part of Mass I've ever seen

[–] Cabrio 5 points 1 year ago

Because American culture is your greatest export.

[+] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

To contain, include, incorporate. To abstain really doesn't make sense in this context. That abstain meaning I think uses the "return to natural state" meaning of ent- (number 1). Think "unhold" in the sense of "cease to hold a position", that's "to abstain", the contain one... I'm not 100% but I think it's number 6: A thing is furnished such that the adjective becomes true. The cookie is enholden with chocolate chips.

karamellsirus is a misspelling, Karamellsirup should be obvious. crunshies, too, is a misspelt crunchies. Only one that shouldn't be recognisable is Regenbogenstreusel, rainbow sprinkles. Like on doughnuts.

[–] WayTooDank 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The reflexive form "sich enthalten" means to abstain, without the reflexive pronoun it always means "to contain"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

On retrospective that's pretty damn obvious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Casual bigotry, truly wonderful.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just wait until I bring my professional bigotry.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

That's nothing against my ranked competitive bigotry.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Making fun of american ice cream flavors is bigotry now? lmao

[–] DundariousRedripulin -5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bro is trying to defend fat ppl 💀

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Uh, excuse me. We call ourselves "Americans", not "fat people". Thank you