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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I'm having a hard time.

American when the metric tonne of Reese's peanutbutter cups, caramel chocolate chip...streusel?, and oreo cookies...falls?

[–] a1mlezz 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Americans when their ice doesn't contain...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] occhionaut 5 points 1 year ago

Muh cumstitutional rights!

[–] ExclamatoryProdundity 1 points 1 year ago

I scream, you scream, we all scream in America.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Why do so many Europeans seem to think the whole country is Texas?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

I imagine the same reason so many Americans think of the UK as just London, or France as just Paris. I don't know what that reason is, but I imagine it's probably the same reason.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's not true America is Texas, Florida (if it involves alligators or trans-hatred), California, Las Vegas and New York. Everything else is irrelevant.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Massachusetts is literally the most significant state. It's a forest with health care. We're basically elves.

[–] Bernie_Sandals 2 points 1 year ago

Hmmm idk about that Vermont is much closer to being elves than any part of Mass I've ever seen

[–] Cabrio 5 points 1 year ago

Because American culture is your greatest export.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Casual bigotry, truly wonderful.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just wait until I bring my professional bigotry.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

That's nothing against my ranked competitive bigotry.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Making fun of american ice cream flavors is bigotry now? lmao

[–] DundariousRedripulin -5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bro is trying to defend fat ppl 💀

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Uh, excuse me. We call ourselves "Americans", not "fat people". Thank you