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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago

Among his injuries were nine broken vertebrae, a ruptured spleen, broken hand and a collapsed lung.

Jesus. 13 year old survives 100 foot fall, meanwhile I stretched too far to reach some chips in the highest parts of the cupboard and now I can’t look right.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Among his injuries were nine broken vertebrae, a ruptured spleen, broken hand and a collapsed lung. [...] "We're just lucky we're bringing our kid home [to North Dakota] in a car in the front seat instead of in a box."

... I'm not sure that's the best way to transport someone who was just diagnosed with nine broken vertebrae.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

I assume he was in whatever local hospital for a while until safe to move.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They’re doing a road trip, I’m concerned

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think they meant that they will drive him home in the front seat. The article seems to be written within the same week as the accident, I can’t imagine he’s been released from the hospital yet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I thought it was odd, too - but from the article it seems like he has.

He was flown to hospital with serious injuries but has since been discharged.

[–] lunarul 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I was thinking there must be younger siblings in the back, so he had to travel in front. But now I realize both parents were there, so that means one of the parents is in the back seat...

[–] indomara 4 points 1 year ago

Maybe they had him in the front seat because it reclines?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Wyatt's father, Brian Kauffman, who was home in North Dakota at the time of the accident.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Damn. I remember looking at a book at the Grand canyon rim souvenir shop that documented all the hundreds of people who have died by falling into the Grand canyon over the many decades. It's kind of a sobering reality when you stand right on the edge and look down hundreds of feet and realize that it wouldn't take much for your life to end right then and there.

Somewhere a photographer from 20 years ago has a photo of me standing right at the edge probably of this exact same cliff. I still can't believe I did that as I have a severe fear of heights, lol.

Hope the kid gets better and gains a healthy fear of heights after this.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

From what I remember the leading cause of death at the Grand Canyon is still airplane crash due to several accidents before the 80's.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I remember reading that book. My takeaway from it was that if I go hiking in there, I'm taking a friend.

One of the major risk factors for dying out there was if you were a guy going out there by yourself. I'd bet they would all be alive today if they just had someone else there to tell them their idea was stupid, and sometimes you just need to say it out loud before you realize its dumb halfway through explaining it

[–] SwallowsDick 3 points 1 year ago

Imagine being immortalized, but just within a tourist book of people who died by falling into a pit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I always have this harrowing thought every time I was there (I lived in AZ, it was a once-every-few-years sort of affair). I have a memory of my Dad posing for a picture there, right where there's an ankle-high wall leading to certain doom. He didn't fall, but it wouldn't take much and it gives me such Call of the Void vibes looking at that photo.

<shudder>

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the best summary I could come up with:


It took rescue crews two hours to pull Wyatt Kauffman to safety on Tuesday after falling off a ledge at the popular tourist site's North Rim.

Wyatt told a local television station he had fallen while moving out of the way so people could take pictures.

He said he had been squatting down and holding onto a rock with one hand when he lost his grip and started to fall back.

"After the fall, I don't remember anything after that," he told Phoenix television station KPNX while in hospital.

Wyatt was pulled to safety by a team from the Grand Canyon National Park, who rappelled down a cliff after deciding a helicopter rescue would not be possible due to the terrain.

"We're extremely grateful for the work of everyone," said Wyatt's father, Brian Kauffman, who was home in North Dakota at the time of the accident.


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[–] aaaantoine 15 points 1 year ago

Wyatt was pulled to safety by a team from the Grand Canyon National Park, who rappelled down a cliff after deciding a helicopter rescue would not be possible due to the terrain.

If this were a plot point in a movie, I would have called it a contrived excuse to have the heroes scale a rock wall.

[–] chase_what_matters 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is some me_irl or awkward penguin kinda shit, damn

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Politely steps out of the way of a photo...

...Into the literal Grand Canyon.

I'm glad he's okay.

[–] jeroentbt 2 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kinda seems like good luck to me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good luck is not falling in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Difference in outlook, I suppose. I'd call not falling the "default state".

[–] Omegamanthethird 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Regardless, almost dying and ending up in the hospital definitely seems like a negative relative to the neutral "default state".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not when you compare it to the alternative outcomes of falling off a cliff!

Think it's been thoroughly established that this is gonna be a difference of opinion.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It's good that he survived. It's bad that he fell into the Grand Canyon. There, I solved it.

[–] Guy_Fieris_Hair 7 points 1 year ago

Damn, wish I was young

[–] motor_spirit 2 points 1 year ago

Still has to live with being named Wyatt by some assholes. Don't worry kid, you can get big pharma bullets at Walmart and end the suffering 🤙

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the meters.