gamingcirclejerk

Daily Mail is a trash newspaper in the UK. It should completely be ignored as being factual.

They went blind while researching the game, so were unable to verify it definitively.

on the feminine body models they get measured in girl inches

Yes. A fat person penis will look smaller despite being the same size as another who is normal.

Or is it because the devs are (secretly?) huge fans of futa?

Whoa. I thought you just described my lady, but she’s a futa Tiefling Druid.

It's really good.

There's 5 different types of dong to hang

To be fair, there are only two female genital options in BG3. Both called "vulva", and the only difference is one has public hair while the other does not. If it were even remotely "woke", not only would the options be more than "innies", but they'd be more representative of realistic variance. /my2¢

The image appears to be faked using Daily Mail's actual review of the game.

The headline is made up, but it's impossible to tell whether it's a joke or designed to manufacture outrage.

I guarantee they were “thinking of the children” while fondling their character’s options.

It has been well known for a while that BG allows modification to genitalia. It isn't woke bashing enough to say, BG allows someone to make a trans character. Their base doesn't give a fuck about someone playing a computer game but add in the extra feminist shtick about larger penis size and boy howdy, that's some wedge issue cultural war bullshit to flog clicks.

Speaking only for myself, I made sure to look at all the races naked when creating my character.

I literally see comments in steam discussions about random games with the title "is this game woke?"

Fucking propaganda man... It's so annoying.

Tell me you're a brainwashed Reich wing media consumer without telling me you're a brainwashed Reich wing media consumer. I just roll my eyes and move on.