this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2023
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[–] Beryl 139 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"Reportedly" ? How hard would it be to verify this claim ? Now that's some investigative journalism !

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Daily Mail is a trash newspaper in the UK. It should completely be ignored as being factual.

[–] Pregnenolone 15 points 2 years ago

It’s a trash newspaper everywhere

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

They went blind while researching the game, so were unable to verify it definitively.

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Is it because female body types in this game are smaller than males but the penis size remains the same, so they only appear larger?

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

on the feminine body models they get measured in girl inches

[–] Cybersteel 9 points 2 years ago

Yes. A fat person penis will look smaller despite being the same size as another who is normal.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Or is it because the devs are (secretly?) huge fans of futa?

[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lol can't handle the tiefling barbarian Futa cock, huh? Pathetic.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Whoa. I thought you just described my lady, but she’s a futa Tiefling Druid.

[–] FrankTheHealer 55 points 2 years ago

I hate that I can't tell if this is a real headline.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 years ago

Republicans always roll 1 on perception checks.

[–] Madbrad200 44 points 2 years ago

It's genuinely hilarious that I wasn't sure if this was a real headline or not. It really does seem like the type of shit they'd write

[–] ArmokGoB 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can't play this game soon enough.

[–] xpinchx 14 points 2 years ago

It's really good.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

TIL you can hang dong in Baldur's Gate 3.

[–] BloodyFable 26 points 2 years ago

There's 5 different types of dong to hang

[–] Piecemakers3Dprints 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

To be fair, there are only two female genital options in BG3. Both called "vulva", and the only difference is one has public hair while the other does not. If it were even remotely "woke", not only would the options be more than "innies", but they'd be more representative of realistic variance. /my2¢

[–] rambaroo 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I honestly wish game devs would put their effort somewhere else. I hardly ever see my character naked. Having genital options just feels like a sales gimmick for teenagers

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[–] robbotlove 24 points 2 years ago

Baldurs Gate, you had my curiosity ... but now you have my attention.

[–] Sanctus 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

DailyMail get don't mad about optional shit in a video game challenge (IMPOSSIBLE). Seriously, I turned the nudity off. Its one of the first things it asks you about.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The image appears to be faked using Daily Mail's actual review of the game.

[–] Sanctus 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Foiled again, nobody is immune to propoganda. Thank you, insightful lemming for stemming the tide of disinformation.

[–] charles 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Respectfully, this is a circlejerk community.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

What?! I just wanted to have sex with a bear, and now I find out abouy depravity like this?!

[–] LEDZeppelin 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

DeathSantis bans Baldur’s Gate 3 in Florida

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This reads like a parody article.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

The headline is made up, but it's impossible to tell whether it's a joke or designed to manufacture outrage.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

If you've messed around with Skyrim, uh, mods, you'll know that these sizes bug out all the time. Probably less about being woke and more "I put 5 as a value for penis size, but 5 means different things in the male and female models"

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[–] Garstly 14 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

”””””reportedly“““““

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago
[–] FlyingSquid 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

How and why did someone even figure this out?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

I guarantee they were “thinking of the children” while fondling their character’s options.

[–] Borkingheck 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It has been well known for a while that BG allows modification to genitalia. It isn't woke bashing enough to say, BG allows someone to make a trans character. Their base doesn't give a fuck about someone playing a computer game but add in the extra feminist shtick about larger penis size and boy howdy, that's some wedge issue cultural war bullshit to flog clicks.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's some wedge issue culture war bullshit that'll ultimately help sell more copies of Baldur's Gate.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Speaking only for myself, I made sure to look at all the races naked when creating my character.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Does the Dragonborn have an option for a cloaca?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I literally see comments in steam discussions about random games with the title "is this game woke?"

Fucking propaganda man... It's so annoying.

Tell me you're a brainwashed Reich wing media consumer without telling me you're a brainwashed Reich wing media consumer. I just roll my eyes and move on.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Seriously. And they have the gall to call US the snowflakes. Choke on my half-orc girl cock, losers.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Also, the franchise has always been quite woke for its era. Why would they stop now?

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[–] satan_6661 8 points 2 years ago

Balldong's gate, changing the male ego since 2023

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Damn women be having fat cocks fr.

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