That's a line from comedian James Acaster. If you haven't seen his Netflix special, you are really missing out on something spectacular.
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Easily my favorite modern comedian. His live shows are really good too.
-Pat Springleaf
'I believe that the intent was humor and not Historic accuracy. Seemed fairly obvious. Perhaps read through it a couple more times to see if the meaning of the words could be something more than face value.' - Socrates
"A man who cannot see a metameme is as blind as one without eyes" -Confucius
"The gift of communication comes from understanding the words used" - Daniel Webster
Bro took 2 days to answer
You also can get a life which occasionally means you don't have time to waste on tripe. We believe in you.
And that's why you've been commenting days after your late answer, right?
Correct. You too can achieve a life. We know you can do it!
Ok but your butt will stay as hurt as it right now
let my weary bones rest, i read the title as "amogus angles"
"I found proof that the hypotenuse of a triangle with a base length of 1 is not a rational number" "Drown the heretic! REEE" "Oh shi-"
Pythagoras, what is it with you? Always with the triangles, your solution to everything is triangles! There are problems in life that can't be solved by triangles!
you sound like a square
Kinda weird how the thumbnail looks like a dude in a '70s leisure suit but then the full pic is Pythagorus wearing a chiton and a cloak.