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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is very different from the old sky writing. Is there a giant computer controlled bar that releases the smoke at the right time?

[–] zouden 43 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's called skytyping. It's more expensive than regular skywriting because it needs 5 planes but it's easier to read.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Still cheaper than a smoking daisy wheel.

[–] ensignrolaren 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You seem knowledgeable about this stuff… where can you go in the United States to see actual skywriting? I’ve never seen it, but I’ve always lived the middle of nowhere.

[–] galloog1 5 points 1 year ago

Frequently at popular beaches.

[–] Cyyy 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i expected it to be like a long bar with exits you can open and close by computer and that way you could then control it.. isn't 5 planes a bit complicated?

[–] zouden 7 points 1 year ago

I thought so too but googling for it confirms they use 5 planes.

First company to do it with a single plane towing a long bar will be able to undercut the competition.

Or, unmanned drones.

[–] kautau 33 points 1 year ago

It’s just snoop dogg breathing out at regular intervals

[–] FlyingSquid 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It uses multiple aligned planes (or perhaps drones at this point?) and yes, it is all computer-controlled.

[–] ProvableGecko 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's like a dot matrix printer for the sky

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 1 year ago

That's exactly what it is.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (4 children)

i don't want to be THAT guy, but the companies that operate these planes have done silly things like this in the past, because we will talk about it, and someone will then book it for his birthday

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I prefer to be aware of when I’m being advertised to, so I personally appreciate you for keeping that mindset for us.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I prefer to be aware of when I’m being advertised to

Always. the answer is always. Because even when you're not actively consuming any media, the advertisements (including more subtle things like product placements and viral marketing like this) have already been absorbed and are doing their thing.

Sorry. 😬

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Hey if it means we get crude words written in the sky, I'm all for this marketing scheme.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That sounds like a win-win. I'm generally vehemently anti-advertising, but I'm willing to make an exception for skywriting cause it's rad.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Nothing wrong with that guy. Awareness is a good tool for everyone to have.

Pointing out what it is doesn't necessarily carry judgment with it, it's just facts, and you can use them however you like.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stuff like this makes my day bearable

[–] EatMyDick 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A millionaire spending fuck you money to sky type deez nuts? Weird.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it's a half hour job, 5 planes x $200/hr (conservatively high) x 1/2 hour = maybe $500... And very likely by the company that owns them to get people to talk about it.

Actually a really cheap ad in that case. I'd rather something funny in the sky than yet another annoying ad (costing way more wasted money) on TV...

[–] EatMyDick 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You realize Google is a thing, correct?

Skytyping can cost more than regular skywriting, starting at $25,000. Skytyping uses five planes instead of one, but it's a more accurate form of aerial advertising that ensures legibility. A personal skywriting message can cost upwards of $6,000–$8,000, depending on where the few skywriting planes are located at the time you want the message written. Skywriting rates are generally charged per flight hour. A one-hour flight over a major city can cost anywhere from $500 to $5,000.

Again, very few non fuck you money are spending 5k at the low end on deeze nuts. Conservativly high 🤦‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You're not wrong, but think of the number of people this brought joy to.

Is it wasteful? Sure. Is it a bit of a face slap to people living paycheck to paycheck, assuming they're even that well off? Sure. But is it a net negative? Who can say? Unlike most fuck-you-money splurges, this one probably at least lightened some people's days for a moment, and that's not nothing.

[–] xantoxis 17 points 1 year ago

Proud of them

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"Hey man, you see deez nutz in the sky yesterday?"

[–] Nusm 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Hey man, did you see that in the sky yesterday?"

"What?"

"Deez nutz."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

How about FUCK U/SPEZ instead? That'd be hilarious.

[–] smellythief 13 points 1 year ago

More likely, one person spent time and effort, and someone else spent money.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I like how the smoke is just a bunch of little poofs. It makes me imagine the pilot pretended to fart and giggle every time.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Something just needs to be expressed.

[–] negativeyoda 8 points 1 year ago

~~Someone~~

A hero. The words you meant to use are "A hero"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

You're underestimating the number of people with money and lots of time in their hand. There are people who dont have to do 9-5 to pay rent or mortgage. They were born with fuck you money.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When did skywriting go from analog to digital?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

When people got rich enough that the upper-middle class can afford to hire 5 airplanes instead of 1...

[–] Nusm 8 points 1 year ago

Some things just need to be said.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

100% worth it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Can you imagine how many people got GOT that day. Next they will be writting "no u" and half the male population will cum in their pants intuitively

[–] TesterJ 6 points 1 year ago

Considering this is over Los Angeles, a LOT of people got got lol

[–] EdibleFriend 5 points 1 year ago

It's all downhill from here Humanity

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

How does one do this? Asking for a friend.

[–] quazar 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

oh its 5 planes? I thought this was some kind of laser that somehow activated the sky's icecrystals like .... sigh .... "chem"trails. (they are not 'chem' trails, they are atmospheric disturbances caused by planes)

couldn't drones do this?

[–] Decoy321 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Most of them are 5 planes. But you could do this with one plane "printing" out 5 rows of clouds. It could be a drone printing them out very close, or a manned plane further away.

It could also be photoshop.

[–] Grater 3 points 1 year ago

can prob have a bunch of drones to do it but the visibility could be a problem

works best in night sky i think

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

@TesterJ This is fantastic!

[–] Nerrad 3 points 1 year ago

Sure they did.

[–] _finger_ -2 points 1 year ago

LA sucks ass