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It would be hard to focus if our floors were built from mashed potatoes. in c/microblogmemes

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Here I thought they were forced to stand around in their own shit

Dell said return to the office or else—nearly half of workers chose “or else” in c/technology

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Framework

Greene: Earthquakes and eclipses a sign from God to ‘repent’ in c/politics

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

One can only hope

my problems have mass in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I’m definitely joining you in being an old codger but this “Nobody” thing is the stupidest meme format I’ve ever come across and it enrages me every time I see it

Havana syndrome: Report links mystery illness to Russian intelligence unit in c/world

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

FartsWithAnAccent is wary

How do you keep your homes clean? in c/nostupidquestions

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

So wait, you take your shoes off at the door, but your dogs (who invariably step in their own piss and shit), have free reign?

Montana Supreme Court upholds landmark climate ruling that said emissions can't be ignored in c/politics

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Every state’s* constitution

Sometimes the simplest answer is the correct one. Sometimes you're just stupid. in c/tumblr

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Absurd? Yes. Genius? Also yes.

How Disney and Warner Bros. Are Causing Internet Piracy to Boom | Platforms like Netflix, Hulu, and Disney+ were supposed to do away with pirated media. Instead, they may make them stronger than ever. in c/technology

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

It's just more enshittification. If they can get away with smaller files, they absolutely will.

Scientists discover first new antibiotics in over 60 years using AI in c/upliftingnews

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I mean, honestly, probably the latter, BUT this time, the atom gets a say too.

i think he could in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

We’re going to need a video of this now. Pay the cat tax.

Do cosmologists know for sure that the Big Bang is propelling all matter away? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

We found Bill Nye’s Lemmy account!