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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago

I can feel Reddit giving me a warning for upvoting this

[–] Allonzee 9 points 23 hours ago

"Hey, I saw someone doing something illegal to a capitalist!"

No you fucking didn't.

[–] leonprimrose 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In the words of Captain America:

"Let's not get carried away. I've known good vampires. People who never asked for this curse, who don't inflict their pain and hunger on others. But I've never known a good Nazi."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

There are lots of good nazis, aka dead nazis.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

epic drinkin game: take a shot every time you see this image

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

Oh this would be my first drink then

[–] Itdidnttrickledown 1 points 21 hours ago

Superman cares about decency.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What about if the fire spread to surrounding buildings?

[–] Soup 8 points 22 hours ago

It’s a good thing dealerships are usually completely separate from other buildings, and by quite a way!

[–] techclothes 4 points 1 day ago

Well, he is superman, so I'm sure it'll be fine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

What about it?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

The militarily would ~~send~~ asks nicely Superman to deal with the "domestic terrorism" that is threatening the 'murikan way of life & save the innocent glorious cars.

Also Sexxy Lexxy would have produced way better cars.

[–] Cort 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Idk, it kinda looks like the cyber truck to me:

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Iheartcheese 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is the kind of shit that gets me out of bed in the morning

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

Ass ships?

You mean like

[–] chaogomu 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Superman of the comics (from about the mid-80s onward) would tell the military, politely, to go find a location to fornicate with themselves.

Also the animated Superman. He took would tell them to go fuck themselves. Neither one would actually curse.

That being said, both incarnations would put the fire out, if only to prevent environmental damage.

Possibly by dropping a large block of ice on the building.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 18 points 1 day ago

Superman in the '30s would be lighting the fires.

[–] slazer2au 46 points 2 days ago (2 children)

At least make sure no non management workers are in trouble. You don't have to put the fires out.

[–] NONE_dc 74 points 2 days ago

It's Superman. Surely with his x-ray vision he could see that there was no one left.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

That's why he listens.

[–] hypnicjerk 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

imo it would be funnier if he started taking pictures (since he's supposed to be a journalist, right?)

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago

That's Jimmy Olsen's whole purpose. Even Clark gets to "not my job" this situation.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Good job Superman.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 8 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I knew Superman was a domestic terrorist.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I’m not an expert but it might be tricky to argue that an actual bonafide genuine alien could be a domestic terrorist…

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Superman is as American as apples.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

That is a sentence I cannot disagree with.

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