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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I knew Superman was a domestic terrorist.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I’m not an expert but it might be tricky to argue that an actual bonafide genuine alien could be a domestic terrorist…

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Superman is as American as apples.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

That is a sentence I cannot disagree with.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Only because the path to citizenship for earth humans can be as long as 28 years in the united states. How long do you think it takes for a kryptonian?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

“… earth humans…” What do you know that we don’t?

You could promise Supermán a green card - but tell him it’s the kryptonite that makes it green. He’d be in a right quandary then.

Seriously? 28 years - that’s monumentally absurd.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean, there was that time he tore down the homes of a bunch of low income people.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Was that the MOVE bombing? Because I'm pretty sure he blamed that on a black mayor.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

From January 1939, Superman single-handedly tears down a low-income neighborhood. He wasn't attacking a group of political activists. He just decided that a group of homes were slums and thus worthy of being demolished.

https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Action_Comics_Vol_1_8#Synopsis_for_Superman:_%22Superman_in_the_Slums%22

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lol what amazing rationale there "hmm, if I destroy it, the government will build something better almost immediately! SIMPLE!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Superman is almost as great a menace to society as that maniac Spiderman.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

...I mean, can we talk Batman?

EDIT: Also, let's not forget this fun time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbCwq4ewBU