I now acknowledge that pineapple is the gateway drug to this madness.
this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2025
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I don't personally care for pineapple on pizza but I would eat the hell out of this. It looks delicious.
OK, hear me out.
Roasted sweet red pepper rings, paprika, white onion, sliced kalamata olives, and light goat cheese.
Kiwi, super thin, not cooked but added as an after topping just enough to warm through.
Hot honey drizzle
gross
I've heard you out.
I'll take all of that without Kiwi.
that's fair
No no yes no yes yes no
I appreciate your input
Ponpon shit! Ponpon shit! Ponpon shit! Ponpon shit!
Feel free to give it a try and report back with the results.
We're due for a pizza night anyway, need to teach the eldest how to do fermented dough. Also, I'm not sure kiwi are in season, will be a bit.
I'd rather have the bird or the people
Blasphemy
The kiwizza isn't real, it can't hurt you
Meh I have a feeling us pineapple enjoyers may actually like this. Only thing to make me unsure are the seeds. That texture might be odd on a pizza
Edit: typo
I'd rather ally with kiwi on pizza people than work with pineapple on pizza haters.
Especially if they make their food hate an unavoidable personality trait.
Never had a kiwi that has been cooked. But tbh I would probably at least give it a try if someone made it.
They're insanely tasty. Cook carefully on a nonstick pan and caramelize with a little bit of sugar and it's unreal. I've put it on French Vanilla ice cream with the chocolate sauce that turns into a shell, and I would literally punch babies if I could eat that every day without getting mega fat and having a heart attack
Only got cast iron pans, nothing with PTFE.
Nope. Nope nope nope 🤮🤮🤮
for fucks sake, just let people enjoy their damn food. This existing doesn't affect you. You can just, not eat it.
For fucks sake. Just let people enjoy some jokes and mock rivalry
I don't know if you know this, but the pineapple pizza thing is a trans allegory. I didn't decide that, it just is. Making jokes at the expense of a persecuted minority is not ok. Good comedy punches up, not down. My bad for forgetting again that internet communities don't do subtlety.
Yup, and joke about it for fun.
Heresy!!! The pineapples were a gateway to this abomination, and I know exactly the despair that follows... banging sheboys.
Put some pepperoni on it and we got a deal.
eh...I'd try it. But knowing that kiwi gets really mushy, I don't suspect I'd enjoy it. It's the fibrous nature of pineapple which allows it to stay in-tact after cooking, and kiwi is just going to make a mushy spot.
Maybe oranges could work if they were processed right...
I've made a kiwi pizza. Put some bacon and jalapeno and it's really good. It's more tart than the pineapple counterpart and really works well. I'd take it any day over a pineapple pizza
I would dice it over slices though.
Yeah.
Pineapple are like fibrous corpuscles of stored moisture for leftover pizza. A miracle really.
Kiwi would be sauce.
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That shit would slap. Sweet and savory just doesn't jive with some people and that's fine. For the rest of us we get awesome food like pineapple on pizza. I wish everyone could know the pleasures we do.
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Meanwhile in Sweden: Enter banana
Fucking delicious.
I completely turned around on these recently. Most also mix in pineapple.
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What's wrong, babe? You've hardly touched your kiwizza
If we're talking pizzas that haven't been made, but probably should.
Ham and apple. The apple should be added cold after the pizza is taken out from the oven. Never seen it done, but it should work.
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Fuck it, slice me off a piece
Ever since I saw this joke I have wanted to try kiwi pizza. I like kiwi. I like pineapple on pizza. Maybe kiwi on pizza is even better.
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