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[–] RizzRustbolt 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

The butt implants were a mistake.

[–] NikkiDimes 3 points 14 minutes ago

I don't know if it was a mistake, but it appears they put them on the wrong side of his body.

[–] Goodmorningsunshine 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

What the fuck even is that body. What a gross asshole.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 29 minutes ago

That's what you get with steroids ans no sport.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 hours ago

He looks like a Rob Liefeld drawing...

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Someone with a medical background please tell me what on earth is happening inside that volume

All I can think of is that alien exo-suit from MIB with an alien operating him inside

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

Too much HGH

[–] captainlezbian 20 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Girdle. They can be great for making you look a bit less fat, and can do quite a bit if you wear something loose over them, but the man looks like an overstuffed sausage. He's not going to like it, but what he's trying to do there is calling for a corset, which at least would be able to be portrayed as an aesthetic choice, though definitely a fem one even if he goes for the most masculine options out there

[–] GaMEChld 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Can't he just afford liposuction? He looks absurd.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 51 minutes ago

most men store fat around their guts aka visceral fat which you can't suck out instead of subcutaneous fat which is under the skin outside of your muscles and guts which you can suck out

[–] redlemace 4 points 3 hours ago

Alternative to corset, may i suggest an iron maiden ?

[–] beejboytyson 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Man this is really smart comment and I was on board till I realized we've seen this man without a shirt. That is indeed his real shape.

[–] captainlezbian 2 points 3 hours ago

Yeah I always forget that he's just kinda shaped like a fat guy in a girdle several sizes too small. He probably wasn't always that shape. This seems to be the masculine version of spherical boobs

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago

Likely he took implants but never really worked for them. Just a conjecture.

[–] Snowclone 9 points 5 hours ago

He looks like someone drew him without an understanding of human anatomy...

[–] Dorkyd68 5 points 4 hours ago

He's the most frumpy looking dude on earth

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

That's a girdle if I've ever seen one.

[–] NikkiDimes 3 points 12 minutes ago

I'd agree with you if there wasn't unfortunately pictures of him without a shirt on out there in which he looks exactly the same...just a lot more difficult to look at.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

It's for boys. Teddy wears one too. It's called a boydle.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I was gonna call it a corset.

[–] captainlezbian 3 points 4 hours ago

Nah corsets bulge vertically and someone of his wealth would probably have the money for one that would break before bulging like that

[–] jenny_ball 6 points 5 hours ago

a lot of things about this picture look fake

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 hours ago

He looks like a broiler chicken.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

The fuck is everyone taking a picture of? Do they need to approve to their friends they were within 20 feet of oh glorious leader Musk?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I don't understand how anyone can be that close to Musk and not take a run at him with the nearest blunt instrument.

[–] Snowclone 5 points 4 hours ago

A saxophone at least.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] captainlezbian 9 points 4 hours ago

Probably actually. He seems the type to take unnecessary extra testosterone

[–] [email protected] -4 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

Fucking nazis and commies at the top of our government. What the actual fuck.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

What commies? This makes no sense?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 51 minutes ago

I think it was a Freudian slip

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 hours ago

Don't loop us into that nonsense. It's 1000000% fascists at the top. The closest you're getting to a communist in the federal government is Bernie

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Could you please name one of these “commies”?

[–] Holyginz 9 points 10 hours ago

Forget a brick shithouse, he's built like a brick of shit.

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