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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

uh, factorio just hits the neurons right, idk what to tell you.

Minecraft just hits my autism where it hurts. I'm a simple man, you entertain my neurons, and i will be happy.

[–] satans_methpipe 5 points 9 hours ago

Rust can take while to load. I swear a few hundred of those hours were AFK.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (3 children)

one of my steam friends has a program that farms steam hours, just for the shock factor

[–] [email protected] 27 points 15 hours ago

this is considered strange behavior in my house

[–] Zanudous 16 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Sooo Furry Hitler 2 is not as good as Furry Hitler 1?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

The sex scenes have fewer fetishes

[–] Donkter 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

The fact that he does this is the shock factor.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

On the other hand I purge friends from my list regularly because I feel too shy

Like aw no they are gonna perceive me

[–] [email protected] 24 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Steam just tracks how long the program is running. My old rig played Dark Souls 3 24/7 sometimes because the .exe file would glitch and stay open until I manually terminated it. I averaged 168 hours a week coming back from a 2 week vacation once.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You let your PC run through 2 weeks of vacation?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

It normally would go on sleep mode and be off anyway so I hadn't noticed it was on when I left. That was how I learned that the .exe would just stay running and not allow things to shut off normally when idle.

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please 5 points 16 hours ago

Yeah, my friend has this same issue. She has been playing The Sims 4 for like seven months now.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Leaving a game running in the backvround while doing other things still adds up

[–] glimse 40 points 21 hours ago

I have several hundred hours in PAYDAY 2 because I didn't have heat one winter and the main menu kept my room warm lol

[–] shneancy 46 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

i have 1200h in skyrim, 1000 of which i clocked in because as pre-teen who was yet to learn that being trans is a thing i unknowingly used it to escape dysphoria. can't feel bad if i'm spending most of my days as male cat, the chosen one at that!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago

I wouldn't be surprised if basically every person with over 1k hours in a game isn't seeking some sort of escapism, not counting the anomalies like people leaving servers running etc.

I suppose every minute in a game is escapism of some sort, but escapism from dysphoria or something else significant, I think would be common.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I have like 3700 hours in factorio, but I also leave it running when I’m not around… like an idle game

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

this is why we use dedicated servers my friend. You're supposed to load it into a dedicated server when you're getting to the megabase scale.

[–] Tencho 2 points 12 hours ago

I think im around 2000 without ever leaving it idle..

[–] [email protected] 16 points 19 hours ago

The only game I have that many hours in is because I left it open the whole day while I was working to take 5 minute breaks to play it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 19 hours ago (9 children)

My friend just shared this with me: screenshot from Steam showing a playtime of 8000 hours for Final Fantasy XIV

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

Omg, I'll share this with them and say they have rookie numbers haha

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

I ask myself the same thing! I wish I had a singular game I loved as much as they love FF14

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

16009 hours for those playing at home.

[–] meliaesc 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

And still not maxed smh... I absolutely loved my time playing rs2, formed much of personality, but I could never invest that much time into a game again. 😔

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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A typical working year is approximately 2,000 hours, just for context.

That is nuts.

[–] latenightnoir 59 points 1 day ago

Woo, means I can officially add Warframe to my work experience (2.7k)!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I only have 16,000 hours on record for Eve online. it's ok I guess, not sure I'd recommend it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

o7 pilot, keep those numbers up

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I have over 1,900 hrs on Deep Rock Galactic.

The key is persistence.

Rock and Stone! oT

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

3500 here. Actually, the key is procrastination.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I leave the game running at night while I sleep

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[–] captainlezbian 3 points 15 hours ago

In college I would study between rounds of civ and binding of isaac. These days I'll use a rougelike or stardew or something as something to do while listening to an audiobook when the weather isn't fit for biking

[–] De_Narm 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (15 children)

I honestly don't get it. I've been playing the same game for about three months of real time now and clocked in about 120 hours. I didn't play anything else and and it's consuming most of the time I have to myself. The game is Witcher 3.

Now, that means every 1000 hours would take me 25 months or just over two years of playing a game exclusively. Probably more since my data above includes my Christmas vacation, which was quite lengthy. No single game is good enough to take such a big place in my life. I could play so many shorter better games.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

The only games I have over 1000 hours in are games that I've owned for more than 10 years and are online. TF2, Counter-Strike, Arma 2 and 3, Rocket League...

I love Souls games and have played the shit out of every single one; but they average 300-500 hours of total playtime.

[–] IndiBrony 15 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

I'm sorry but I want to take a slight tangent to show just how high my power level is when it comes to this shit.

I was interested in tracking my game time on my games in years well before Steam was a thing. We had a family computer and a printer.

Some are expecting an excel spreadsheet, which was absolutely possible, and I'll come back to that, but no. I was maybe 8 years old and my solution was to print off an entire page of numbers, cut each of them out individually, then every time I played a game, I'd place the next number inside the CD case.

Naïve me thought printing up to 20 would be enough, but once I went over that, I simply kept the 20 in the case and added another number inside.

Years later - in my teens in the mid-00's - I was obsessed with Pro Evolution Soccer. This is where the excel spreadsheet came in. I logged every single game, the result, the date I played the game, colour coded the results red/yellow/green to show loss/draw/win respectively, won trophies, and a bunch of other stats.

I didn't move on to Steam properly until the start of the 2010s. Since then my biggest game is 2016's Motorsport Manager, which has logged in 1720 hours, followed by Civ V which has 1122 hours since I started playing in 2017.

My current time sink is Football Manager. I have played over 500 hours in little over a year. Anyone who has played FM knows those are rookie numbers.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I quit League some half a year ago after 10 years of playing. I can see now how impossible it seems to play that consistently when you just consume different games rather than having a single title.

It's a completely different experience.

As a side note, what's up with all the people saying "I played a game", just say what game it is, we are all nerds in here.

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[–] Tattorack 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Warframe is a hell of a drug.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

It's occasionally fun to hop into for a bit but I didn't really like what they did with the last update. Mainly cause I hate the drifter...

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