I want a buttplug that's programmed to win the next elections.
this post was submitted on 02 Mar 2025
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Empathy for everyone, without the ability to suppress it using drugs.
A puppy?
As many pixies and goblins as you can summon into the toilets of Mar a Lago.
a girlfriend would be nice thank you
Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range
Can you pick up some frozen peas?
Some potato chips.
Three-day weekends pretty please
I have added an eighth day to the week.
does this mean years are longer too or do we only have 45-46 weeks per year now?
Honestly, that'd work.
I'm willing to settle for that.
Functionally similar
:<
gestures around broadly Can you do anything about this?
A pack of condoms and, uh... What was it that I used to eat all the time back in the day? Oh yeah, some pussy.
Bro what a fantastic meme 🙏
One downvote, please
Edit: this is fucking bullshit...
Australian downvote.
For all of us to have a good day tomorrow
Remove all fascists in a way that they deserve
Id prefer a dr strange style memory wipe, of the entire concept
"Reality is a one-trick pony. You only get one trick: rational thought, but when you're good and crazy, the sky's the limit!" - The Tick
Give me some time to think about it
If you're still bending reality, I could use more time.
I'd really like the package I'm waiting for to turn up today please
Oh and world peace would be lovely
Guess I'll take a coke, thanks.
FALGSC
Happiness
A chicken nugget, please.
I'll take a pastrami reuben, thanks!
A nice scrandwich. I like that chewy spicy salami or chicken/tuna salad, good mustard, some vegetables, and dealers choice on the cheese.
I'll take some Butterfinger BB's, a tube of Cool Ranch 3D Doritos, and a Strawberry Passion Awareness Frutopia.
I have some issues with the everything that's happening...
Um, yes I would like 3 Doritos Locos Tacos supreme a Natco Belgrade and a large Baja Blast... Ooh and since you're bending reality to your will is it possible to get the Naked Chicken Chalupa? Or do I need to wait until they bring it back?
Free speech absolutism...world wide
Free speech absolutism for Mr Worldwide. Got it.
I wanted it for the whole world, but just me, being allowed to say whatever I want no matter who it offends anywhere I go, that's something.
SHIT BALLS! Tiananmen square massacre! The WEF is full of evil narcissistic sociopaths!
See? free speech allows you to freely criticize things...especially government powers and corporate powers. Free speech laws exist specifically so you can say things that are going to rock the boat and upset people.
Thank you pit bull. love you music.
is Pit Bull a free speech absolutist too?