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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Sadly a flood won't solve the problem. The rich assholes just gonna step onto their yachts and sail away.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah but what are they gonna do after the flood? Their money is useless and they are useless as well.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 44 minutes ago

But they are the ones who fucked everything up and if humanity is going extinct I expect these assholes to Die for what they did.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago

Jesus didn't flood the earth right? That was God. His dad who is also him but not but yes. I dunno, I don't get it.

[–] LittleRatInALittleHat 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

American Christians think Jesus will come back if they help the Zionists erase the Palestinians.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

It’s too bad people downvoted you because that’s genuinely what they (the evangelicals - not all Christians) believe

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

Drown me, sky daddy.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

"You know that fucker never wants to see a cross again, right?" .................. bill hicks

[–] EvacuateSoul 6 points 12 hours ago

If he had died from a landmine

[–] saltesc 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

I like the idea that everytime someone proclaims to be Jesus right before the cops kill them or they're relegated to skid row, it's true.

Meme's also on point that way. Christ trying to return for the 7000th time expecting a different result.

Just got really lucky first time around.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

He could just stop trying to be a mormon and stop going to the usa

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson 1 points 13 hours ago

First time, shame on me...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

It's unhinged that the symbol of christianity/catholicism is the gruesome instrument of torturous execution used on their figure of worship. Like... What the fuck? Why not a decanter, or a barn, or an open stone door, or literally any other aspect relevant to his miracles? It's like they're declaring the most important message is that godly deeds will bring you agonizing death.

[–] P1k1e 1 points 15 hours ago

Well I'd suggest he burn it, but that comes with other connotations...sooooooo

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago

Do it. Just flood it. Try with dolphins next time

[–] Madison420 4 points 14 hours ago

Turn the tap on and walk away like the wet bandits.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 4 points 15 hours ago

Americans will live through the most prosperous, most happy, and liberal period in human history, elect a single piece of shit to the Presidency, and decide it's time for the world to end.

[–] bappity 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

flood it. we're beyond saving

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Yeah flood the other guy I'm also cool Jesus you may check out my trading cards if you want

[–] Ghostalmedia 0 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

The flooding is going to come anyway. JC should just play video games and let humans continue melting the ice caps.

[–] Batman 1 points 12 hours ago

Nope, rainbow. Checkmate