I don't want to work at a company that requires me to clock in
this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2025
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Curious what would be your ideal work?
I think a clocking system shows an ingrained lack of trust. It might not be intended that way, but that's what it does for me. I have a contract that tells how many hours I work. If I show too little work for the time I'm payed, than we can have a conversation about that.
My ideal workplace is somewhere where I feel an intrinsic motivation to spend my time productively. That will most likely be because my tasks are fun or interesting or engaging or something like that, but it can also be because I have a financial interest in the things I'm doing because I'm a shareholder (like a co op) or I'm self employed.
All reading from a toilet say I!
I!
My Boss makes 10 dollars, i make a dime, thats why i shit on company time
The clock strikes five
I start to laugh
I’m taking a shit
On time and a half
German:
Sollte auch der Darm zerreißen, nur nicht in der Pause scheißen.
Mein liebstes Klo
Steht im Büro
Translation: Even if your bowels are ripping, never go break shitting.
I tried to keep the rhyme, even if the English translation isn't grammaticaly correct.
Maybe "even if your bowels are ripping, never in the break go shitting"?
It's still a bit clunky, but the meter works and the grammar is technically correct I think, even if an inversion is unconventional
I literally just clocked in.
Guess what I'm doing. Not working, I'll tell you that much.
That should become a euphemism for going to the toilet. Clocking in.
Reading this while taking my post-lunch break shit, I refuse to poop during my break
Didnt work today :( Shitting on private time rn, what a waste
cm002 do you have a job? Have you ever had a job? I've scrolled past like 9 posts from you today alone.
Is any of it original or are you just hoovering up shit from other places and spamming it onto Lemmy constantly?
It's not 1999 anymore, we have these little boxes now called "smartphones" that allow one to go online and offline again instantaneously and they even deliver these handy dandy messages called "notifications" whenever something happens in the online worlds you're connected to.
Like when an angry person comments on one of your posts angry that you have the audacity to try and post a lot to the Lemmy-verse to help it grow, be a part of the small niche online community we enjoy and just generally not wanting to be a lurker.
If you must know, it's a healthy mixture of OC, articles and crossposts
You have made 70 posts in the last 24 hours. SEVENTY. You slept for 8 hours (I'm guessing) and went right back to posting non-stop. The biggest gap between posts during your waking hours was 2 hours. You're averaging more than 4 posts an hour while you are awake.
Either you are unemployed or you should be unemployed since you're spending so much time on your phone at work.
I didn't even take into account the comments you leave constantly.
Do you not have friends? Family? Hobbies? Anything else to do with your day other than sit in your parents basement and spam stolen memes at an obnoxious rate?
I find this...obsession...with my posting routine kinda weird bro, the fact that Lemmy doesn't have a built-in easily accessible way to pull that kind of data means you probably had to manually do it or write a script. Both of those options are far worse than someone posting a lot.
And your observations are flawed, how long do you think it takes to post something? I'm not spending hours handcrafting artisan shitposts over here lmao, yea it's probably 4 in an hour, but I can hit that in like <5 minutes depending on what I'm posting.
So I'm making 4 posts on a 5 minute break at the top of every hour, oh the horror!
It took me like 30 seconds to scroll through your post history and count to 70 while mentally keeping track of the gaps between each post time. It's not rocket science.
You still post way too much garbage every day. Quality>quantity.
Getting paid to shit AND shitpost? That's winning right there.