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[–] Droggelbecher 14 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

When I was a teenager, the boys all had the Justin Bieber side swept kinda look

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Bad hair? Lemme 'mullet' over.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Broccoli hair? (quick duckduckgo) oh, you mean an 80s perm?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

I just assumed they meant the ramen do.

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool 36 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

What’s wrong with that haircut? It’s neat and looks good and ladies like it. That broccoli cut is just atrocious.

When I was a kid it was the bowl cut, now that’s a travesty. The haircut in the picture is nice

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[–] homesweethomeMrL 63 points 18 hours ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

culture peaked

[–] MintyFresh 34 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

This picture may represent humanity at its peak.

[–] lepinkainen 25 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

This was the time when rock stars wore heavy makeup, painted their nails, had long lucious curly hair wore pants that cut off circulation

Nobody said they were “gay” or “trans”, they were just rock and fucking roll and whatever they wanted

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

I hear it's better to burn out than to fade away. I think that's the anthem of 2025 America.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago

The Era of Aquanet.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

The Suebian knot, a common hair style 2000 years ago. I'll take the broccoli over that.

But I'll like the viking hair styles more.

But I'm just a lazy fuck with a common ponytail because I don't want to visit a hairdresser every few months.

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[–] [email protected] 113 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I've never had hair like that, but the pic seems like a pretty normal haircut I've seen from mid-90s through to now

[–] [email protected] 45 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

It's basically just a crew cut...AKA one of the most popular short haircuts of all time!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 18 hours ago

Yeah but the signature of this was the propped up "wave" in the front, I remember that being huge through elementary and middle school in the 90s

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago

I already posted but since I had to Google what a broccoli cut is, I felt the need to link something for old people like myself.

That said, these all look the same to me. It’s 35 pics of the same thing. It needs an extended Office Pam meme that spans pages. More fascinating, the article stated this hair involves actual perms. Perms. The 80s are back.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

How about we let people style their hair however the fuck they like. I see all these comments ridiculing different haircuts as if being fucking apes with hair going in slightly different ways at different lengths blabbering on about which way is better wasn’t the ridiculous part.

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[–] TankovayaDiviziya 3 points 10 hours ago

The broccoli hair of Gen Z and alpha is a revival of the '80s broccoli hair. Ultimately, we are mocking the boomers and Gen X.

[–] DaddleDew 64 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

The early 90's mushroom haircut trend was worse by far

[–] [email protected] 66 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Once the butt cut was peak hair.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

Oh hi Denny

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

Is that five different people?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (6 children)

It’s back bay-bee!

I’m just waiting for the other early 2000s hair trends to come back. Frosted tips, insane amounts of gel to spike it up, maybe some pukka shell necklaces? Maybe some Hawaiian shirts? Maybe those big ball chains? Converse? Just bring back third wave ska?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I'd like to see 50-60 year olds doing up their hair like the Static-X guy.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (4 children)

No way, broccoli hair is significantly worse than almost any other hairstyle.

You couldn't convince me broccoli hair was not started as a meme to see if people would make themselves look dumb to follow a trend.

[–] harmsy 3 points 9 hours ago

I don't really mind the broccoli cut. There are many far worse follicular atrocities throughout history. Beehives, flat tops, the mullets already mentioned, and many others are worse than broccoli hair IMO.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

May I remind you of the existence of the one true stupidest haircut ever invented: the mullet. The great equalizer of looking bad. Not one person on the entire planet Earth can wear it well.

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[–] kameecoding 4 points 12 hours ago

Yeah, the haircut in OPs picture is normal, if they wanted to show and idiotic haircut it should have been the manbun.

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[–] DamienGramatacus 24 points 18 hours ago

It is the right of younger generations to confuse older gens with their style and older ones to be confused/offended by them. A tale as old as time.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah, but you didn't have to go get a perm done for that style. You just got a $15 hair cut.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 20 hours ago

If you can’t bully children for their terrible haircuts, why even perpetuate their creation?

[–] ThePantser 45 points 21 hours ago (6 children)

Speak for yourself, I had frosted and fire tips.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago

I was born in the 70's so i just get violent flashbacks

[–] [email protected] 35 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

What the fuck is broccoli hair?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 64 points 20 hours ago (12 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 16 hours ago

What do you even ask for at the barbers to end up with that?

Skin fade to pot noodle, please mister?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Do we know if they actually perm their hair? With as many haircuts like this that I see, they can't ALL have curly hair right?

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[–] Jumpingspiderman 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

When was this guy a kid? I'm in my 70's and only a few jocks ever wore anything like that.

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