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[–] behindthesailboats 181 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Right, So I actually did something similar. On some version of windows I noticed that ctrl-backspace was adding another character to the password, instead of deleting it. So I included it in my password. Then I updated to a new version of windows and got locked out since they updated the password backend to where it would actually delete the password instead of a adding the character, so I had no way of typing out my password. Ended up just nuking the computer.

[–] x4740N 53 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Could have just researched what character was being inserted by the ctrl backspace and then used the keyboard to insert the character from its ascii or unicode code to login and then changed your password before nuking your computer

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But with what computer?!

[–] ludwig 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Your phone maybe?

[–] DrQuint 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, you're young

[–] ludwig 3 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah I forgot that your problem was on an old version of windows.

[–] Jumper775 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your what? Like those things with the dial that are attached to the wall? How are you meant to do it with that?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Easy. You whistle in binary and say modem noises. The operator will patch you through to the internet.

[–] gibmiser 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm in.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I genuinely can't tell if you and the person you responded to are doing a bit and committing to it, or are genuinely referring to:

Phreakers

Making weird modem noises to hack phones will always be the funniest 90's hacker thing I've ever heard.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hey, it worked, okay lol? And we were in the 70’s.

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[–] tool 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or just cleared the SAM password altogether. Windows is trivially easy to break into if you have physical access and the volume isn't encrypted.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My go-to solution is to simply replace some kind of accessibility feature executable, such as onscreen keyboard, with cmd.exe. It runs under SYSTEM.

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[–] behindthesailboats 3 points 1 year ago

I actually did do that! I found the ASCII code but couldn't get it inputted correctly to the password. The nuking came after I gave up and decided it wasn't worth it. What's life without restarting every now and then?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Was that the same version of Windows where you could click "cancel" to bypass the login prompt?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (5 children)

early win98 and i think even into second edition you could just click the close window x button on the login window and it would just dump you onto the desktop. my parents thought adding a password would stop late night gaming.... nope worked till i got discovered one fateful nigbt and i was grounded till i revealed how i found out what the password was.

was eye opening for my father who then started just taking the power cords off the monitor and psu.

[–] Piecemakers3Dprints 7 points 1 year ago

TBF, my parents tried that power cord solution first as I was the "techy type" in the family. It just taught me to hide the fact that I had extras. 🤪

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

There was one like that? I remember the sticky-keys bypass but not that.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I know, this is easier said than done for someone unfamiliar with this stuff, but maybe still good to know that this is an option in future:

You can prepare a "Linux Live USB" and select in the BIOS that it should boot off of that.
It'll start a complete OS off of that USB, so you can access the hard drive (assuming you didn't enable disk encryption) and at the very least backup your files, or sometimes even resolve whatever keeps you from accessing Windows.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Remember: Those were probably the times of a single computer at home and having a spare laptop somewhere ready for that is not the default.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Those were the times when I had to pull out my hard drive, ride my bike to my best mate's house, and plug it into their PC so I could finish up a report due the next day. All because Windows 95 didn't shut down cleanly and refused to boot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I did actually remember that, but figured, they must have had some way of reinstalling Windows, too.

I guess, though, they might have had a physical Windows install disk at home. So, yeah, would have had to prepare a Linux Live CD before disaster struck...

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

this i do all the time. you can even make a persistance on the drive so its not just like a fresh install every boot. really nice if you wont have access to internet on the host hardware so if you need sometool inparticular you can have it installed already

[–] asdfasdfasdf 15 points 1 year ago

Lol and they say Windows is great with being backwards compatible...

[–] dioxy 5 points 1 year ago

I did the exact same thing with my password at work

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[–] poopsmith 100 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)
[–] poopsmith 45 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Huh, that's what it looks like when you comment \0

[–] IndiBrony 17 points 1 year ago

\0/

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

\0

Haha dammit got me

[–] poopsmith 8 points 1 year ago

I mean the \0 literal

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My lemmy mobile client just crashed. This is me on the web interface, lol.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Always leave it to the actual users to find any bugs you didn't think of, lol.

Actual Josh from "Let's game it out" energy.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

seems to work as expected.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Doing that to annoy devs who didn't sanitize their database inputs is like walking along parking lot just to see if anyone has forgotten to lock their car, just to put a post it in the steering wheel.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Nah man, not sanitizing Inputs could pose serious security risks as someone could use this shit to escape and run arbitrary database queries potentially leaking passwords or other info or just wiping it (Afa I have learnt on the internet)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just like @[email protected] said, leaving your car unlocked is a serious security issue and you'd be lucky if someone walked by and just left a post-it note

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Title text: My password is just every Unicode codepoint concatenated into a single UTF-8 string.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now I want to try this.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Now I want to try this."; DROP TABLE 'users';

ftfy

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

I really want to start a synth band called Robert and the'); DROP TABLE 'artists';

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Little Bobby Tables

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this anything that a simple admin password reset wouldn't fix? It's not like admins can see your passwords anyways. (if the system is even remotely competent)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

if the system is even remotely competent

...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

At least he's not holding it by the top of the screen like Black Hat Guy.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

My password is just every Unicode codepoint concatenated into a single UTF-8 string.

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