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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ludwig 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] DrQuint 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ludwig 3 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah I forgot that your problem was on an old version of windows.

[–] Jumper775 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your what? Like those things with the dial that are attached to the wall? How are you meant to do it with that?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Easy. You whistle in binary and say modem noises. The operator will patch you through to the internet.

[–] gibmiser 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I genuinely can't tell if you and the person you responded to are doing a bit and committing to it, or are genuinely referring to:

Phreakers

Making weird modem noises to hack phones will always be the funniest 90's hacker thing I've ever heard.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey, it worked, okay lol? And we were in the 70’s.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was a 90's kid. Making weird noises in the phone was magic to me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ohhhh so like Terminator 3

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sure this version of windows was before phones had screens attached, and likely before the internet was ubiquitous. They likely had one computer and would have had to go somewhere else to look it up if that was even an option.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

And a time when if you had a phone capable of the internet it would probably cost 5€ per minute.