This is such a weird timeline
this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2025
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Just remember this was the "good option"
This is just comic-book-level villain shit.
All other points aside, this is just tacky as all shit.
Netanyahu knows this and knows that Trump eats this kind of tacky cruel shit up.
Damn, who could've seen this coming. One hand washes the other.
The people who voted for Trump because Harris wasn't vocal enough on Israel should get this article tattooed on their fucking skin.
You. I like you.
The people who voted for Trump because Harris wasn't vocal enough on Israel should get this article tattooed on their fucking skin.
And to clarify, a protest non-vote or vote for third-party are votes for Trump
A vOtE fOr hArRiS iS a VotE foR geNoCIdE
Wouldn’t surprise me if the pager was a listening device.
Given what it represents, can we also imagine it could be a bomb?
You know it is.
The Soviets did it first.
to the golf carts in Trumps courses in the early 90s, starting off this whole thing.
Please be a bomb pager, please be a bomb pager, please be a bomb pager.
If it was, and it did, I can't imagine what would happen next. The world is weird enough as it is.
Bibi: Obviously I killed the guy, that was a Nazi salute and we all know it.
President JD Pee Pants would become the Supreme Leader. And then resign a month later, take his toys, and go home. Leaving us with Superfundamentalist Mike Johnson in charge. It's dicks all the way down.
This assumes Super Nintendo Musk doesn't just decide to slide into the Big Chair and bypass the legal levers.
The world is only beginning to get weird. This is going to be more like the collapse of an empire weird and it's just started.
Doesn't matter. That human freak show has to go.
Whatever happened, it would be a huge improvement.
Mini nuke inside so if trump turn on israel Boom! Would not surprise me at all
Ha, maybe.
Now we’re officially at the “Yeah, that may as well happen” -stage.
Just like in 2020 when Trump was tweeting bizarre things every day. At some point, you became desensitized to all the madness and just went “Yeah, that might as well happen. Why not.”
The cruelty is the point.
"Let's commemorate our genocide with a symbol of our most successful terrorist attack"