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If it was, and it did, I can't imagine what would happen next. The world is weird enough as it is.
Bibi: Obviously I killed the guy, that was a Nazi salute and we all know it.
President JD Pee Pants would become the Supreme Leader. And then resign a month later, take his toys, and go home. Leaving us with Superfundamentalist Mike Johnson in charge. It's dicks all the way down.
This assumes Super Nintendo Musk doesn't just decide to slide into the Big Chair and bypass the legal levers.
The world is only beginning to get weird. This is going to be more like the collapse of an empire weird and it's just started.
Doesn't matter. That human freak show has to go.
Whatever happened, it would be a huge improvement.