If there is ever a tornado warning in Texas just head to the cowboys stadium. No chance of a touchdown there.
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A Texan farmer and a German farmer meet in a bar. The Texan brags: "When I get on my tractor and ride around the perimeter of my farm, it takes all day."
The German replies: "Yeah I also had a piece of shit like that once."
I'm in a constant state of Missouri.
Ohio has had so many astronauts come from that state because people are so desperate to get as far away from it as possible.
Wait, I thought we were doing jokes here, not straight up facts?! 😂
A: Did Delaware a New Jersey?
B: Idaho. Alaska.
That's terrible and I love it
Just remembered a bad joke I heard in high school.
A: What’s the state where they grow all the potatoes?
B: Idaho?
A: And I da pimp! nearby 14 year olds are all suitably impressed by this clever wordplay
Note: I was B, and A was a preacher’s kid.
Did you hear about the stupidest Ohioan?
He moved to Kentucky and raised the IQ in both states.
Similarly:
Q: Why is it so windy in Kansas?
A: Because Nebraska blows and Oklahoma sucks!
Note: I heard this joke a lot during the heydey of the Big 12. Haven’t heard it nearly as much in the last decade or so.
What's the difference between New York and Los Angeles?
One is a town full of assholes that has an outrageous cost of living, and the other is a town full of assholes that has an outrageous cost of living and has the Yankees. Who suck. Fuck the Yankees
and has the Yankees. Who suck. Fuck the Yankees
Lol. My two favorite MLB teams are the one I grew up watching (having lived in many parts of their media market), and whoever is playing the Yankees.
Alabama
Q: What happened when the smartest Texan moved to Oklahoma?
A: It lowered the average IQ of both states.
Did you know that New Mexico got its name before Mexico did?
It's not a joke it's actually just a fun fact.
"There's only two things that come out of Texas: Steers and queers. And you don't look like cattle to me."