Community for asking and answering any question related to the life, the people or anything related to the USA. Non-US people are welcome to provide their perspective! Please keep in mind:
What's the difference between New York and Los Angeles?
One is a town full of assholes that has an outrageous cost of living, and the other is a town full of assholes that has an outrageous cost of living and has the Yankees. Who suck. Fuck the Yankees
and has the Yankees. Who suck. Fuck the Yankees
Lol. My two favorite MLB teams are the one I grew up watching (having lived in many parts of their media market), and whoever is playing the Yankees.
Q: What happened when the smartest Texan moved to Oklahoma?
A: It lowered the average IQ of both states.
Alabama
A: Did Delaware a New Jersey?
B: Idaho. Alaska.
Did you know that New Mexico got its name before Mexico did?
It's not a joke it's actually just a fun fact.
Ohio has had so many astronauts come from that state because people are so desperate to get as far away from it as possible.
Just remembered a bad joke I heard in high school.
A: What’s the state where they grow all the potatoes?
B: Idaho?
A: And I da pimp! nearby 14 year olds are all suitably impressed by this clever wordplay
Note: I was B, and A was a preacher’s kid.
Similarly:
Q: Why is it so windy in Kansas?
A: Because Nebraska blows and Oklahoma sucks!
Note: I heard this joke a lot during the heydey of the Big 12. Haven’t heard it nearly as much in the last decade or so.
"There's only two things that come out of Texas: Steers and queers. And you don't look like cattle to me."