topherclay

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[–] topherclay 7 points 1 day ago

I've never seen someone else play D&D without being absolutely baffled at what kind of rules they use.

Come to think of it, it's not that rare to play a game like Settlers of Catan or even Uno with new people and also find that they have been following completely made up rules without realizing it.

[–] topherclay 2 points 1 day ago

It is similar to how when you say the word "poop" your mouth does the same motions that your butthole does when you poop.

And when you yell "explosive diarrhea" your mouth does the same...

"Cloacal Kiss" yeah I'm no scientist but I think the analogy holds true.

[–] topherclay 2 points 3 days ago

and Apocalypse just means uncovering or revelation, so you can incorporate that knowledge into your next strip tease.

[–] topherclay 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

The podcast Sixteenth Minute just covered this in their most recent two episodes and interviewed the person who made it.

[–] topherclay 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That says "delicious" lol, the cursive s at the end just got rounded out enough to look like an O.

[–] topherclay 1 points 1 week ago

Ha! There's probably some other layer of theology there when you consider that that G stands for "Gine" pronounced like "Djinn."

[–] topherclay 3 points 2 weeks ago

The ceramic edges of broken spark plugs are really good at breaking tempered glass, but tempered glass is on a certain sense the opposite of bullet proof glass.

[–] topherclay 7 points 2 weeks ago

It also won't feed world hunger. .

[–] topherclay 3 points 2 weeks ago

That makes it sound like pay phone calls in the 90s cost more than an arm and a leg.

Cuz quartering a four legged animal that you have hunted is when you remove its legs.

[–] topherclay 2 points 2 weeks ago

Zeno is gonna be really upset that you are reading from their diary.

[–] topherclay 2 points 3 weeks ago

will this break MY COMPUTER

IDK JUST MAKE SURE YOU KNOW how to stop a procesS BEFORE RUNNING IT

I forget, is that Ctrl+c or Ctrl+C ?

[–] topherclay 3 points 3 weeks ago

I remember being super young Mormon kid and multiple adults at church independently telling me stories about school shooters asking you if you are Mormon with a gun pointed at you and the adults telling me that I should not be afraid and still tell the shooter that I am Mormon.

Those insane adults would have been so validated by this news story about this insane adult.

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