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[–] robocall 2 points 21 hours ago

Never apologize for being too posty!

[–] jontree255 107 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Do these people just string legal sounding words together and hope it makes sense?

[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Are there trolls in these groups that feed bullshit to the gullible or do they make it up themselves?

[–] MsPenguinette 40 points 5 days ago

Don't forget those who make money off these rubes as well. Grifters feed them more than the trolls

[–] Tyfud 23 points 5 days ago

Yes, there absolutely are.

[–] dogsnest 23 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

There are, but more alarming are the grifters who have putshed this entire philosophy of bullshit to scam the poor suckers who are trying to find a secret way of not being broke all the time.

[–] dogsnest 31 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Did you just proffer a defamation of slander, habeus corpus esquire?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Oh shit. Shots fired!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

You're not wrong. Some of these folks do sound a bit like Charlie Kelley.

[–] SinningStromgald 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yes, but they hope if they put the legal sounding words in the right place in the right color and the right size and correct order then the incantation will work.

[–] saltesc 11 points 5 days ago

I noticed this one won't work since there isn't a single emoji.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

When the legal system sounds like a string of legal sounding words that don't make sense...

[–] Noite_Etion 34 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

I think the magic spell will work, as long as they stand inside a government building at the time... Facing west of course

[–] Apeman42 18 points 5 days ago (3 children)

True west or magnetic west?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Noite_Etion 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Pure West.

How come Batman doesn't dance anymore?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

That’s… I am dying

[–] StaticFalconar 2 points 5 days ago

First one, then the other. But you must alternate in the same frequency as your two factor authentication device does after you have seeded it using 42069 on 29 feb.

[–] satanmat 11 points 5 days ago

Actually… yeah.

Legal words are like magic to them, and heck if that mad old man Merlin can do it then so can I!! Hold my toadstool, watch this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

You mean a government building with iron bars as windows?

Definitely going to work

[–] Lifecoach5000 24 points 5 days ago (4 children)

What did they even get the ticket for??

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He doesn't say. The advice is also hilarious.

[–] Lifecoach5000 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

lol I wouldn’t mind seeing those

[–] Whats_your_reasoning 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yes, @[email protected] please share. You can't just tease us like this.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 4 points 5 days ago

Bones is here for you:

[–] Pregnenolone 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My guess would be the dogs referenced weren’t on a leash.

[–] Agent641 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If the off-leash dog tries to bite you, just tell it that you don't contract with the canine species. If it keeps trying, then write NO PARTY TO MAULING on the side of the dog in red spray paint on a 45 degree angle.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It mauled me anyway! I forgot to add "with prejudice," rookie mistake.

[–] Agent641 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Rub some onion on the mauling site 🙏

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Thanks my temp is back to normal. These natural remedies really do work.

[–] SkunkWorkz 3 points 5 days ago

Leaving shit behind. Like they do on the internet

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I'd love to see one get a ticket for driving without a license when they're sitting on the lap of the person in the driver's seat of a car.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's how I made enough money to buy a house. Just keep driving as fast as you'd like and the government will pay for an extravagant lifestyle.

it's sarcasm, gdi. don't block me.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I would never block you! I'm moving into your house and filing a lien on you that it's mine though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ahh I think I’m getting the hang of this. The real estate agent is the surety, and if you have the seller sign him or her by proxy, the real estate agent - being the agent - will now supply the funds for you to acquire my house?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 1 points 4 days ago

And he'll also sue you for living under my roof illegally.

[–] Treczoks 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

WTF is happening in the minds of those people? I simply cannot wrap my head around the fact that people can be that stupid and still breathe without assistence.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

when shove that meaning healing crystals up the cooter or inject bleach in the dick it rota the brain

[–] oyfrog 18 points 5 days ago

Wtf did I just read?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Stop apologizing for providing solid entertainment!

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm just prone to verbal diarrhea.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Solid diarrhea is just solid shit

[–] rtxn 12 points 5 days ago

Okay, but what if the AG or the officer doesn't consent? Or worse, make the sovtard the trustee of the imaginary business entity?

[–] ThatGuy46475 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Need an expert in bird law

[–] glitch1985 3 points 4 days ago

Bird law < Cat law < Dog law < Coles law

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Let us know how that pans out, you witless cretin.