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[–] Lifecoach5000 24 points 1 month ago (4 children)

What did they even get the ticket for??

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He doesn't say. The advice is also hilarious.

[–] Lifecoach5000 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

lol I wouldn’t mind seeing those

[–] Whats_your_reasoning 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, @[email protected] please share. You can't just tease us like this.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 4 points 1 month ago

Bones is here for you:

[–] Pregnenolone 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My guess would be the dogs referenced weren’t on a leash.

[–] Agent641 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If the off-leash dog tries to bite you, just tell it that you don't contract with the canine species. If it keeps trying, then write NO PARTY TO MAULING on the side of the dog in red spray paint on a 45 degree angle.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It mauled me anyway! I forgot to add "with prejudice," rookie mistake.

[–] Agent641 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rub some onion on the mauling site 🙏

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Thanks my temp is back to normal. These natural remedies really do work.

[–] SkunkWorkz 3 points 1 month ago

Leaving shit behind. Like they do on the internet

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'd love to see one get a ticket for driving without a license when they're sitting on the lap of the person in the driver's seat of a car.