Good soldiers follow orders
this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2025
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right away sir
Each their own or is there some partnership thingy going on? Or weekly rotations?
Or is it one big mandatory circular anus-washing meeting ‘to get to know each other’?
It's actually Anus Jerry with the butt brush giving you a once over before you leave the restroom
Turns out anus Jerry has been forgetting to wash the communal butt rag
🎵 Getting to know you, getting to know all about you. 🎶
🎵 Getting to like you, getting to clean out that butt! 🎶
i can't imagine the last one lmao
Do that before you go to work, or you'll be required to undergo anus inspection day
So the bathrooms have bidets, right?
Yesnt
"Bidet?" "Bidet to YOU sir!"
I have an intelligence of six I know what I'm doing
I hate wiping, I hate toilet paper
born to shit, forced to wipe
When you're happy and you know it,
Don't wash away the shit from the post!
Just did
I'm going to upvote and temporarily approve this post.