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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Man, I’ve known people like this. The worst is a combination of willfully bad memory and a lack of respect for what I was trying to say.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I don't believe someone does this on purpose. When would this work?

[–] meco03211 83 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's not about it working. It's about creating a narrative in their own head where they are the victim even if it's a complete fabrication. Then they can pin all their recent troubles on something that isn't their fault. "That asshole gave me a thumbs up, then went back on it! I needed that thing for success, and he's the reason that didn't happen."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

You imply it's intentional, meanwhile it seems far more likely they're too stupid to realize their error and double down due to narcissism making them think they're infallible.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago

My mother-in-law. She rewrites history in her head and imagine stories where she’s the hero that didn’t actually happen.

It’s a coping mechanism to prevent her having to face and work on her own problems.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I’ve known people like this who are hoping you’ll agree just to avoid confrontation.

With $500 on the line, fuck no am I willing to avoid confrontation.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

I think I'll eat it now!

I think I'll eat it n-

You ate my only food! Now I'm gonna starve!

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It took me 25 minutes to get rid of a Craigslist buyer once. He was buying a hand truck, a generic, wheeled truck.

But boy did he want to talk, and talk, and talk. Just gimme my $20 and go away now.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If I can't get 100 for something it gets donated to the thrift shop. Its just not worse all the hassel.

[–] Lemminary 15 points 1 week ago

Upvote for "worse all the hassel". Bone apple teeth to you!

[–] surewhynotlem 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I give those away on the Buy Nothing groups first. Thrift stores throw away what they can't shelve, and you know you're helping your neighbors directly.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Buy Nothing is such an incredible concept. My local group is super active and you can ask for the most random thing and have an offer in minutes. A few years ago I asked for a machete and had three people offering to give me one within 20 minutes.

[–] Grabthar 2 points 1 week ago

Shit, I hope you thanked the community, then asked for a hockey mask.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Im sorta lucky in that we have a local charity run one that is a great place to donate and buy. Its not like goodwill or such.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why is the person haggling a lower cost waiting for a deposit?

[–] GoosLife 17 points 1 week ago

I think they're saying they don't have the money right now, but they have a means to get it. Not that they're waiting for a deposit from the other person, lol

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Maultasche 16 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

How about 4•1k?