this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2025
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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

What an asshole

[โ€“] deacon 4 points 2 hours ago

Too Little, meet my friend Too Late.

[โ€“] [email protected] 106 points 10 hours ago

Of course same old story "piece of shit refuses to accept reality until it personally affects him."

[โ€“] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 72 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The scene in the first episode of Clarkson's Farm where his neighbor tears into him for ignoring climate change is quite satisfying

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 10 hours ago

The builder, Alan. โ€œItโ€™s electric, that vanโ€.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I'd love to see an educated guess on how much c02 this cunt pantry sent into the atmosphere during his 30 year career.

[โ€“] Duamerthrax 25 points 8 hours ago

Considering what's involved in his vacations and shows, way more then his fair share. Considering he helped normalize climate change denial to the masses, even more.

[โ€“] [email protected] 46 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

But that's okay because he's not very funny.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

I didn't even realize he was trying to be funny.

[โ€“] [email protected] 37 points 10 hours ago

As usual, the "it's not real until it's my idea" narcissism that I've expected from right wing chodes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I misread this as clarkson finally recognises climate crisis during asda trip

[โ€“] konalt 6 points 5 hours ago

bloody ac wasn't working in me cah on me way to Asda, proper sweatin I was

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Zorque 20 points 10 hours ago

Which is probably why it's 59 3/4 instead of 64 3/4 like that other post.

[โ€“] Duamerthrax 6 points 11 hours ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

He's the Oh No So Anyway guy, right?

[โ€“] Gradually_Adjusting 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago

So, anyways...

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 10 hours ago

It's like that Flat Earther, it's good that they admitted their mistake but it needn't have taken that long or required that much of a journey...

[โ€“] HowManyNimons 10 points 10 hours ago

What a fat white sack of shit. The man is completely incapable of caring about the world beyond his own tits. Get fucked Clarkeson.