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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 minutes ago* (last edited 10 minutes ago)

I worked in a call centre about 10 years ago. one time some old, presumably white, old woman called in and when spelling her name included "N for N****r"

I was dumbfounded

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 minutes ago

The police rang my house once, and he told me where I could reach them, and spelled out his name. I started writing his name out, but by the fourth name, I was thinking wtf is going on. This guy was spelling out his name by using names for each letter. A for Alex, B for Bob.

[–] TastyWheat 20 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Love my copy of "P is for Pterodactyl". Great book, very uneducational.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

A for Avada Kedavera

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 54 minutes ago (1 children)

O as in "Oh my god, it's Robert Loggia"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 41 minutes ago

B as in, “By god, that’s Robert Loggia”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

C for [ˌt͡ʃɛ.kʰɪ.sl̥oʊ̯.ˈvɑ.kʰi.ə] (Yes I did narrow transcription for the purpose of making it look worse 💀)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

nice link lol (at least on sync)

[–] Dogs_cant_look_up 30 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

I can remember one time:

"P for Potato",

"B for... err... i dunno, Botato?".

[–] JustAnotherKay 9 points 1 hour ago

Potato

Botato

Brother the explicit purpose of the phonetic alphabet is to make all of the letters audibly distinguishable by ensuring none of them rhyme

[–] [email protected] 1 points 53 minutes ago
[–] iamdefinitelyoverthirteen 9 points 3 hours ago

Bruh... It's P for "pterodactyl".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Drag tries to talk NATO to the call center people and they don't understand

[–] Glytch 8 points 3 hours ago

I wish NATO phonetic was more commonly understood.

[–] Frostbeard 4 points 2 hours ago

The brilliance is that it works in other languages too. Don't know about French/Italian but for a Norwegian it's usable. Only Charlie, Mike, and Yankee i think would not be understood if said as spelled in Norwegian.

[–] chiliedogg 51 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

My Battlefield 3 crew would designate objectives on voice coms as, "Ango, Bango, Chango, and Django".

[–] Dragonborn3810 6 points 2 hours ago

Sounds a little.. unchained

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

Than is amazing, thank you hahaha.

[–] 50MYT 3 points 6 hours ago

Day made thank you.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

T as in tardigrade

[–] baldingpudenda 27 points 7 hours ago

I had too many customers get confused when I asked, "and that is pudenda spelled P as in Papa, U as in Uniform..." customer interrupts, "why are you talking like a radio?"

Had a regular that would spell it in NATO, and said he served in artillery. Heard just fine on his good ear, tinittus was just a low hum.

[–] dingdongmetacarples 15 points 6 hours ago

My last name has a z in it and I had a customer service person say "z as in xylophone?"

[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

We can’t stop saying this to the point that it’s become a problem.

[–] afk_strats 5 points 4 hours ago

You of all people, Ray

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 75 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (6 children)

P for Pterodactyl

S for Sea

W for Why

E for Eye

G for Gnu

J for Jalapeño

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 hours ago

T as in tsunami.

P as in phone.

K as in knife or knee.

G as in gnostic.

X as in xylophone.

D as in djembe.

M as mnemonic.

O as in opossum in certain locales.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

You're missing a few good ones.

A for An

C for Cay

I for In

K for Knight

N as in No (a few of these work with "as in" but not with "for")

O as in Other

P as in Pose

Q for Qing (since Jalapeño is allowed)

T for The

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

X as in Xi Jinping

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 hours ago

A for 'Orses

B for mutton

C for yourself

etc

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

alpha bravo charlie delta echo foxtrot etc. it's SO HELPFUL when talking on the phone. I learned them all because no one could figure out my name.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Foxtrot...? Is that some kind of furry thing????

:3

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

TBF you could just tell them.

[–] dual_sport_dork 56 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I once had a client tell me, "T as in... T."

Yeah, that was helpful.

[–] 9point6 70 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

I mean surely it was "T as in Tea"

Or maybe "T as in Tee"

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

"T for Terrorist"

The CS Representative I was talking to: "Sir, this is an Airline"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 hours ago

"Oh my bad, my bad ..

B for bomb. T for twin towers. N for nine eleven was a inside job."

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 hours ago

Be sure to use L for Luigi when verifying info over the phone with your health insurance.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 hours ago

I was frustrated with the phone support agent and used ‘S, as in Stupid’ and I got hung up on.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

C for Czechoslovakia may be a slight improvement over my go-tos:

A for Antidisestablishmentarianism

B for Buckminsterfullerene

C for Counterrevolutionaries

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