this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2025
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[–] stupidcasey 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I simply want a new original thought never before considered by all of humanity delivered daily for free presented in a humorous, creative, colorful, childish, non controversial, edgy, mature, deep, layered, way every single day, without failure or error not even once without gratitude or credit.

Is that to much to ask?

[–] gibmiser 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Zorque 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

We have the best comics on the Internet, because of jail.

[–] Okokimup 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Jackcooper 7 points 1 week ago

The pain joke was RIGHT THERE

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

You don't have to be so sour, dough.

[–] gibmiser 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Next panel have the american white bread loaf show up. Have the german befriendly and ask him if he is Also some sort of baguette.

American bread: What the fuck did you just call me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think the German and French are united in dunking on that kind of "bread".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hello, I will explain the joke. In American pronunciation baguette sounds vaguely similar to an offensive slur for homosexual men.

an offensive slurremoved

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

how tf do you make these sound similar enough for a joke?

[–] LovableSidekick 9 points 1 week ago

just loafin' around

[–] MissJinx 8 points 1 week ago

oh no, there goes poland again

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

You joke but I love meta shit like this,

Keep em coming!

[–] ScruffyDucky 4 points 1 week ago

Say it don't spray it

[–] disguy_ovahea 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Feels like an R-rated episode of Scrubs with German JD and Baguette Turk.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think you're the only person on the planet that would have come to that conclusion.

Besides, if anyone was going to be german, it would be blonde doctor.

[–] Zorque 5 points 1 week ago

Sweet little milkmaid or evil old hausfrau, though?

[–] edgemaster72 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Would Dr. Cox be a sourdough then, or would that be Dr. Kelso?

[–] Lost_My_Mind 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

C'mon man. Kelso is CLEARLY a muffin man!!!

[–] edgemaster72 2 points 1 week ago

I... I can't believe I botched it so hard. This will haunt me deeply.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

The baguette gets all the credit, but there s French bread type that's called 'batard' -bastard.

That's all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Missed 'pain full' opportunity aside, the last two panels ruin it. If you're going to do shitty puns, do them with pride.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I will literally answer the phone with friends/family by saying “gluten log.” Only my vegetarian friends really vibe with it.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Would be better if it was just the second cell. The rest is unnecessary and there's no jokes

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now listen here you little yeast..!

[–] stupidcasey 7 points 1 week ago

That is absolutely how bread would swear.

[–] ThunderWhiskers 0 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I would be fine with the third one if it ended on another bread pun. Panel four is only a detriment to the comic.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

At yeast you tried.

You knead to rise up from these painful puns.

Etc.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

For French bread, life is pain.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Another comment pointed out, fourth panel should have been American sandwich bread walking up

German bread: "Are you a baguette like that guy?"

American bread: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?"