I can't own a gun because the call of the void is too strong.
this post was submitted on 17 Jan 2025
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I once billed a man, just to see him cry.
Since I most likely won't out live my wife, and she doesn't want to live without me, we have agreed on a murder/suicide when we are getting up there
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My dad threatened to kidnap me and an... Uncle, i think, held me at gun point when i was a baby. I had a surprisingly violent childhood, don't remember any of it tho. Not many other 'scary ' or unsettling facts i can think of I'm afraid, if those even count.
I'm curious, why do this over two different comments?
Because I couldn't get it to accept two images in the same post and I couldn't find a gif of this scene and I'm dumb
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How did his wife take it?
She was petrified
^sorry^
Mortified.
Through a tube.
Your body will not let you drown yourself.
Thank God! I'm a pretty stupid sometimes
I’m thankful for such systems. My mind is pretty stupid.
Why did you both say the same thing minutes apart?
Looks like chance to me. We're both pretty old, established accounts with highly different history for your consideration. Also consider that federation may take a few minutes. It's possible neither of us saw each other's comments at time of posting.
It was just odd when I saw it. No worries.