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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 hours ago

There used to be less microplastic in the water supply. Taints were bigger.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago

lol damn Tucci was 32 in 1978. i was gonna say "young people look older when they look like they're from a bygone era" but nope he was literally just 32

[–] Tarquinn2049 62 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

To be fair, Grease is a parody, and that was part of what they were parodying at the time. So they went a little extra with it too.

It's a parody of the super common "beach fling" style of movies from the 60's. They even reference some common actors and actresses from those movies.

It's why each scene seems so poorly tied together, and the characters aren't very consistent.

[–] Snowclone 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Like the whole final number with Sandy in full leather suddenly being the sex asker.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

"Tell me more, tell me more
Did she call the police?"

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (14 children)

There must be some rule of film that forbids 13-19 year olds being on camera. Young children are played by actual children. Elderly people are played by the elderly. But teenagers are almost always someone between 20 and 30 and not an actual teenager. What's up with that?

[–] someguy3 77 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

The labor laws for children (<18) in film are brutal. As they should be. Better to avoid the whole thing unless really necessary. Extras definitely won't be under 18.

[–] SpruceBringsteen 34 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Sometimes extras have to be kids, so filming can stretch out a few days.

Knowing there's kids on set can actually be nice, because you know there's only so long they can shoot for, instead of stretching a Friday night out indefinitely. Especially if it's a director like Fincher who is known for doing a lot of takes.

[–] CybertoothTiger 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

In my experience, when possible they just shoot the stuff with the kids first then pivot to scenes without them to finish out the day. Not always the case though!

[–] SpruceBringsteen 2 points 10 hours ago

Yeah, they'll front load the kid stuff if they can for sure. Or just stagger call times.

Usually when they were creating a hard out time you were already in the weeds as it was. Getting home late, but not as late as it would be.

[–] chiliedogg 1 points 10 hours ago

There's often an "after-hours" shoot for scenes without kids or even specific camera angles from a scene where the child actors aren't necessary.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago

Acted as a kid, mainly in locals and some true crime shows for New Dominion Pictures, back before the true crime mania.

This one lady who was on a lot of the same projects I was on called me "her little guarantee" meaning she got to get home to her kids at reasonable hours because I was on set. Lol

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Not to mention you don't want underage actors in explicit scenes. So with shows like euphoria is kind of impossible to use people actually that age

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Something that a lot of replies are missing is how quickly and dramatically we change appearance at that age. Imagine if filming runs over a year and the 14-year-old you hired is now a foot taller and the shape of his face changed through puberty. Sure, little kids grow fast, but features don’t change nearly as much, especially for boys in their teens.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That's what happened to Walt in Lost. The actor had growth spurts and couldn't play a 10 years old anymore and they just written his character out.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

Directors simply like to work with adult actors more than to deal with teenagers.
Younger actors have less experience.
Teenagers are legally required to take longer breaks and can't work into the night.
And if you're planning on a sequel or a series, you have no idea what your actor will look like in 2-3 years.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd bet there's a 'sweet spot' for age where the average person watching a movie can mentally overlook the adult in a teen role, while children and elderly can't be portrayed by a different age without it being a deliberate effect choice or farcical (though when I was learning makeup effects, I saw a ~25 year old turned convincingly into a 60+ person). Maybe it has to do with ease of an adult actor compared to a teen, or maybe it's because there are just more of the 'young' adult actors in the pool than readily accessible teenage actors. Maybe the hiring team wants to ensure they have someone who can act without being taught during the production, and the slightly older actors have more proven track records?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

As an example of the makeup to age someone: The actor that played "Mr. Six" in the 6 Flags commercials in the US was actually 29.

I remember a coworker saying, "I've heard rumors he's not that old..." Yeah, no kidding, Angela.

(Also, while researching this comment, I came across the fact that Dan Snyder, prior owner of the team that is now the Washington Commanders, is the guy that killed that wildly popular series of commercials. Another example of his bad instincts, and demonstrating that he should leave things to the experts. Many people remember Mr. 6, but practically no one remembers the 6 Flags commercials that followed.)

[–] RoidingOldMan 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz is supposed to be 12 years old. Been this way since the day the world turned to color.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Sometime the reverse is true.

Keira Knightley had just turned 18 when she filmed Love Actually (2003). She played a newlywed woman in her mid to late twenties. Her famous "floppy hat" was used because she had a giant teenager zit on her forehead.

Sometimes the casting is dead on.

Mariel Hemingway was 16 when she played the 17 year old love interest to Woody Allen's 44 year old man in Manhattan.

I think, in movies, a big driver in casting is trying to guide the audience. Had they cast actual teenagers in Grease, the audience would have been scandalized by the subject matter rather than focus on the comedy and music. That's why they cast a teen to play a teen in Manhattan. The entire thing is meant to feel off and uncomfortable, which would not have been apparent had they cast a woman in her mid twenties. They cast a teen Keira Knightley because they needed the audience to instantly understand why the character had a crush on her. Whether we like to admit it or not, our monkey brains register teen women simultaneously as angelic/pure and "peak breeding material" (yes, it's yuck when put that way).

Movie magic is built on multiple layers of subconscious manipulation.

[–] BeMoreCareful 1 points 10 hours ago

Odd question: there's an IT Crowd joke about Keira Knightly being in a movie where she was stabbed in the face, is that based off reality?

[–] AngryCommieKender 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Even with the casting choices, I'm flabbergasted that Grease became a cult classic. As far as I can tell the overall message of the film is: "if a woman wants to keep her man, she must act like a dirty slut."

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

Didn't Travolta's Greaser character turn clean-cut in order to be with her? I always thought the point was that they originally liked each other for who they were, without pretense but society was forcing them to conform to standards and pigeonhole them.

Or maybe it was all about the dancing and singing and we are trying to get too deep into it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Yea and that "Did she put up a fight?" line in Summer Nights always creeped me out.

[–] Duamerthrax 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To be fair, people don't really watch musicals for their plots.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 23 hours ago

That's only true of badly (or barely) written musicals like Cats.

Great musicals like Les Miserables or Hedwig and the Angry Inch have plots as good as the songs or, in the latter case, even better!

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just like my boy Jotaro Kujo

[–] Snowclone 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's just Japan being Japan. Every JRPG ever ''He's a grissled war veteran that lost a civil war in his country and then fought in the war for our county, betrayed by his brother and framed as a traitor he's long been forgotten by everyone rotting away in an isolated prison cell'' Blood Type A, age 19.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

Oh and he lives alone and his apartment is massive and overlooks the waterfront, which is somehow in downtown Tokyo

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So is the dude next him. Neither are passible.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Lol, that dude is John Travolta

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

Yea and he is like 23 iirc when filming that. Don't get me wrong that other guy is probably older, 23 isn't terrible for an actor playing a teen. But he does not look like a teenager.

[–] Wogi 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He was 24 when Grease was made.

The guy next to him is Michael Tucci, who was 32 at the time.

Luke Perry at the beginning of 90210 was the same age as Travolta. Then later on the same age is Tucci in the same series.

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[–] NickwithaC 15 points 1 day ago

Yes, that's the point.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's what you get for smoking as a teenager.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

He looks like Rodney Dangerfield.

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