What? No Magnum 44 marker?
this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2025
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This triggered some memories.
What's that last one? A nose smells better than it tastes? Or are we talking boogers?
Well, noses can't taste very much is my guess so they are a lot better at smelling
Our sense of smell is crucial to tasting things
My COVID nose made surstrΓΆmming taste pretty good
Guess that's one way to get people to stay away from you
It's not that your nose can't taste very much. It's like the other three, eating a nose won't taste very good.
You're supposed to get to the nose and think about how it definitely wouldn't taste good. Then you think about how it doesn't really smell that much better than you imagine it would taste. And then you go "Ahh. Smells! My nose is good at smelling!" and then die laughing at the hilarity of the wordplay.
It's a pun. The nose smells as in detecting odors.
πππππ I am le stupide.
I guess physically, nose is better at smelling than tasting
I don't know, have you tasted a nose?
Have you ever smelled a nose?
Constantly
Has anyone made the, βtaste better than it smellsβ post yet?
Some types of cheese would be one.
Stinking tofu and Durian be like π€€
I work in a plastics analytical lab and I hate the smell of chloroform. Not because it's dangerous or anything. I just hate how it smells.
What do u mean, you don't like the sickeningly sweet pool chlorine 2.0 smell?
Maybe I've run into too many edgelords in the lab who "love the smell". Doesn't smell like chlorine at all really for me at least. I see it as the most awful artificial fruit perfume.
Every time I've smelled it, my butt hurt afterwards.
You need to aggressively huff it for a while before you lose consciousness
Vanilla is ok but have you ever huffed almond extract? Only a drop tho
You mean like this? π©βπ¬
Beantown
what a name for a company. I wonder someone will repost this when the whole "Lemmy is obsessed with beans" thing happens again.
EDIT: assuming this is your photo, you have a shitton of sodium cyanide there lol
Boston's nickname is bean town. Lots of pure sciences and specifically bio/pharm/chem going down in Boston. Strange they're NH based. I wonder if they moved out of Boston for lower overhead.
Either way we buy a lot from them. They have high quality stuff and deliver on time. Fuck Fisher.
I love how budget their labels are
I like to cook πββοΈ
Vanilla extract does not smell better than it tastes, what?
It tastes like vanilla. It smells like alcohol.
Cleeearly not an alcoholic π smh
In small amounts and mixed with things it tastes good, but straight up vanilla extract would make me puke. Love the smell though.
Fresh motor oil smells amazing imo. Kinda earthy
Use it for cooking if you're in a pinch