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[–] PmMeFrogMemes 1 points 18 hours ago

am I on Facebook rn? what is happening

[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

This is the real comic

[–] GuerillaGorillas 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just not at the same time, especially if they’re hard shell tortillas.

[–] Zachariah 2 points 2 days ago

hot sauce might make it interesting though

[–] Zachariah 69 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Agent641 2 points 1 day ago

Coomer humor

[–] ladicius 1 points 2 days ago

The dumbest part of it. Ugly.

[–] Shardikprime 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] M137 3 points 1 day ago

Dude, seriously! If there was ever a great time to use "¿Por qué no los dos?", either in text or the meme image/gif, it's here. The meme is from a taco shell commercial.

It's absolutely perfect, but you failed. Shame on you!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes of course but it’s relegated only to Tuesdays due to a lack of enthusiasm on her side. They’ll do both but one more begrudgingly.

Hope one day they both celebrate both equally 😼

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Okay, do straight guys really feel like women don't enjoy giving blowjobs? As Gay guy, most of the women I know say they enjoy giving them. Mostly it's the jizz in their mouth that's the problem, but that disappears (for precum anyway) with a committed relationship, as it's mainly an ick/std factor. My experience is mostly the same. Sucking dick is fun, especially if you take the time to learn to deep throat. I've never understood this idea most straight guys have that women hate it when my, admittedly anecdotal, experience with women has been totally contrary to that

[–] RBWells 3 points 1 day ago

It really depends. Setting aside taste (some guys really are unpleasant tasting, but not most of them) - if your guy runs less hot than you, a blowjob to completion means one less opportunity to do something for both of you. So it can feel like: oh getting all turned on by it, then it's over and you are left hanging for days while he generates enough sex drive to have sex again. That was the issue with my ex, who was a once a week guy. Husband now, we are pretty equal and it's not a big deal. If I do this one morning, after work we can still fuck.

Mostly agree with you on it being a fun thing to do though, you are right about that. It's not a chore or a drag, just sometimes frustrating.

[–] Okokimup 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've always been enthusiastic to do it for my man's pleasure, but never enjoyed the act for it's own sake. Also cum is like raw egg white and it really takes me out of an erotic story when the female characters are obsessed with consuming it. But to each, her own.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

Cum icks me out something fierce unless I know for a fact a dude is clean. I can't help but think of it as a disease vector. :/ Other than that, I genuinely don't mind it unless they taste super bitter

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

It's been pretty hit or miss with the women I've been with. If I had to guess about 50% were okay with or liked doing it, the rest either didn't like it or refused entirely. Which is fine if they're not really into it it doesn't do anything for me anyway.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There is this notion going around that women in general enjoy sex less or want less of it. Which is nonsense. Maybe talk to your wife and learn what she likes, Richard.

[–] Juvyn00b 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Antidepressants mess with the drive for sure.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Many things do. Gender generally doesn't.

[–] ummthatguy 31 points 2 days ago

There's a mixed metaphor that serves both, but I can't sort it out just now.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We're getting tacos not an MRI

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Por que no los dos?

[–] LovableSidekick 8 points 2 days ago

¿Por que no los dos?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago