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[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 minutes ago

"Good afternoon, because there's no saving this morning"

[–] Sea_pop 72 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

One morning, a few weeks back, I made eye contact with someone who was obviously having a rough morning. I knew I shouldn't engage but I also didn't want to ignore them, so I gave a quick good morning. They promptly responded, "fuck your morning."

I think of that interaction every day.

[–] BabyVi 12 points 13 hours ago

"Thanks, you too."

[–] jaybone 7 points 16 hours ago

It’s not my morning

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

Nothing good about it, apparently.

[–] jaybone 39 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

The woke left is trying to kill morning. Now you have to say “happy arbitrary ante meridiem temporal designation.”

Morning America Good Again!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Morning? You mean good forenoon to you sir!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 minute ago

Forenoon? That's new-age hippie revisionist nonsense.

We need to click our heels together and say Ave!

[–] vortexsurfer 30 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Reminds me of my Polish colleague who once arrived at the office and said: "I would say good morning. But it's not a good morning. "

The previous night our manager had taken the team out for dinner and drinks, paid for by the company. It wasn't a good morning for any of us 😁

[–] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago

I can hear the Polish accent

[–] hark 19 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I like to stick with a simple "hello" so I don't have to keep track of time (e.g. during meetings across timezones or even when I'm so scatterbrained that day that I lose track of local time) and it's also less presumptuous.

[–] LanguageIsCool 19 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

The worst is being corrected.

“Good morning, how are you?”

looks at watch “it’s 12:01pm so it’s good afternoon”

[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago

The worst is being corrected.

"Good morning."

"Pfft... not really."

[–] Droggelbecher 14 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

People have accepted that 'morning' is my standard greeting regardless of the time of day. It's even become a thing everyone says within my close friend group.

[–] PunnyName 2 points 13 hours ago

Oh hey, I do the same! Is it 5pm, 5am, 11:51am? Morning!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

When I am in a bad mood I answer with: "And what exactly is good about it?"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Going through the motions of normal social interactions, when suddenly--

[–] PunnyName 2 points 13 hours ago
[–] Stovetop 27 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the quote from The Hobbit:

"What do you mean?" he said. "Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 17 hours ago

-Easy on the pipe, wizard.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago

Oh to be as free as that man.

[–] AngryRobot 5 points 16 hours ago

Sou ds like a Ron Swanson joke.

[–] over_clox 5 points 16 hours ago

I'd just say "Morning. I won't know if it was good or not until this afternoon."

[–] Anticorp 5 points 16 hours ago

This is about the sort of answer I'd expect from an average Lemmy user.