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[–] [email protected] 166 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This is fake and gay. Literally

[–] bhamlin 40 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, 20 dudes is rookie numbers

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Ikr? I've fucked more guys than that, and I'm straight

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[–] son_named_bort 21 points 2 months ago

Yeah, the fact that OP mentioned being at a party was sus. Nobody who posts on 4 Chan is ever invited to parties.

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[–] [email protected] 140 points 2 months ago (15 children)

Dude is also genderless.

I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes!

[–] Jerkface 74 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I worked at a university and I heard women call each other "bro" all the time.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago
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[–] whostosay 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dude for me is genderless, but it's not a label everyone can fit into, you gotta be chill.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If they don’t abide, they lack dudeness

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Depends on the context.

"Hey Brian, were you making out with a dude last night!?"

"Haha, no, that was Annie, she's a chick, she just has short hair."

Dude(s) and Guy(s) can be gender neutral or male-only. Girl can mean a female child, or it can mean a woman, depending on the context.

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[–] [email protected] 86 points 2 months ago (20 children)

People really dont understand how languages work. Even brother and man can be gender neutral. If you say "man, whyd you do that" thats gender neutral. Same with dude and guy.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Whatever you say, girliepop

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm a man but I love when people call me babygirl or something like that

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Yo, something like that, send nudes

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This. I've got a fair few trans friends, and we're all in agreement - unless it's obvious we're talking in gendered terms based on context, "dude", "man", "bro", etc are just interjections, not reference to someone's gender. And, when we are talking in gendered contexts, we tend to be pretty clear about that.

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[–] Quadhammer 25 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Idk about the rest of it but dude and guys can totally be gender neutral and i hate people that dont get that. Its such a bitchy thing to get mad about

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Also queen, "James, you're such an Excel queen". I've seen this sort of use many times at my workplace. It doesn't have anything to do with gender or sexual orientation.

It's obviously more niche than "dude" but I've seen it before.

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 2 months ago (14 children)

I always "y'all" and I'm not even from the south.

[–] jqubed 66 points 2 months ago (10 children)

Y’all gives modern English the second person plural it would otherwise be missing

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Yousa bombad, meesa like muy muy!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I hate you with every fiber of my being

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've always been fond of "yinz", despite never having been to Pittsburgh

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

"You" used to be that word, but mfs didn't wanna say "thou" anymore so "you" has to pull double duty now

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago (21 children)

I definitely use "guy" as gender neutral. I used to refer to women as "dude" as well, but it was a bit controversial so I stopped

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes!

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago

This is a good joke but it really lets itself down by switching from "guys" to "dudes" when it's about the former word...

[–] Thcdenton 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"You fuckers" is the correct nomenclature

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (5 children)

"Fuckos" for informal situations

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (31 children)

It's not a problem until someone tells you to not refer to them as a dude or a guy. If you continue, you are just an asshole 🤷🏻

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Sure, but we're talking plurals of strangers atm. "Please don't call me a guy going forward" is a different conversation than "what you just said is stupid, mean, and wrong".

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[–] teslasaur 12 points 2 months ago (22 children)

Or, just maybe. The person remarking is an asshole. It gives off the same energy as correcting grammar when talking with someone.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

At some point you need to take responsibility for your insecurities and work on moving past them rather then expecting society to placate you. Languages evolve, so if your end goal is gender equality (or even if its not), the best thing you can do is accept that words are context sensative and "dude" and "guys" can be neutral terms.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

Alternatively, if a woman asks you not to call her a guy or a dude, respect that.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

Shouldn't it have been "How many guys have you fucked?" He didn't say "you dudes."

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Accidentally Australian /j

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Cunt is singular, he should have used "cunts".

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Obviously fake, but the response is a total non-sequitur to set up for the grindr but.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I view "guys" and "dudes" as gender neutral but when its directed towards me i start feeling like shit

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Real and gay

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