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[–] fargeol 61 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

how is there ALWAYS a relevant xkcd I swear

[–] GrammarPolice 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is there a relevant xkcd for bofa?

[–] makyo 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] lunarul 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You're one of today's lucky 10,000.

relevant xkcd

[–] Klear 2 points 1 month ago

Ligma balls

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

There needs to one about that.

[–] atocci 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Where on earth do they get the 'AYD' from?

Seems like spifk, sporf, or knorkoon might be more sensible.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

I'm unsure if the original inventor is still alive for you to ask that question, but let us know the answer if you do get it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splayd

[–] turbowafflz 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would guess because it sounds kind of like blade just spelled differently

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Okay, so we have SpoonBlade, but where's the Fork?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Obituarykidney 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This checks out, mum gave me a set of splayds when I moved out of home and we're Australian. I love them but my fiance refuses to use them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Your fiance knows neither taste nor balance.

[–] SkunkWorkz 19 points 1 month ago
[–] lunarul 18 points 1 month ago

There's also this version

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

splayd? where the Fuck is the L comming from?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
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[–] CaptainBlagbird 1 points 1 month ago

SPORFE

Much more accurate.

[–] dual_sport_dork 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, I can at least claim that I can legitimately claim an oft-unused spot on this diagram through being one of the probably select few who has ever put an edge on a spoon.

Look, some of us have a brand to maintain, you know?

Also, perhaps now is a good time to dredge up this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I appreciate your service

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Why is there a "L" in splayd?

[–] BradleyUffner 11 points 1 month ago

Or any of the letters after "L" for that matter...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Spife up your life

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Does anyone know where I could get a knork and spife set? We're too lazy to grab a knife from the draw so just use the side of the regular utensils anyways

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The spife would be a grapefruit spoon

Knork has some possibilities though, I might have to prototype one with a Dremel.

[–] dual_sport_dork 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Perennial camping-stuff manufacturer Light My Fire do indeed make a Knork, which is the first example that leapt to my mind. They may call it a "spork" but the fork end has a (butter-grade) knife edge machined into one side of it. As an added bonus, you get a whole entire unmolested spoon on the other end, too. Anyone who is cool enough to count would surely get the titanium version, which may just barely achieve enough rigidity to actually cut anything.

I used to have one but I lent it to somebody for a camping trip -- damned if I remember who -- and never got it back. Oh well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You didn't lend it to me, don't check. My fiancée found a couple of knorks in the same style, because she's long suffering. She flatly refused buying them for daily use though. Some people hate progress I swear. So I'm looking for dining table appropriate aesthetics, despite us not having a dining room table.

[–] BanjoShepard 2 points 1 month ago

I use one of these to eat lunch at work without having to store/carry two utensils. I have never used the knife, but I do find the double sided spoon fork combo very useful, even if it does draw a little chiding from my coworkers.

[–] Maggoty 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The knife is barely there because it's supposed to be a convenience thing. Anything tough means the pocket knife comes out.

[–] dual_sport_dork 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And almost certainly so that uncoordinated users don't slice the insides of their cheeks.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

"Do you wanna know how I got theses scars?! Google spife" roll credits

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

The knork is a dessert/cake fork.

[–] PunnyName 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Absolute legend. Know that you have introduced great joy into the world this day!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] lordbritishbusiness 2 points 1 month ago

Ah, blessed be the almighty Foon. Nameless Mod was a absolute ride, I should replay it.

[–] PunnyName 7 points 1 month ago

I own multiple knorks. I like their balance and construction: https://a.co/d/drHe7uh

[–] MycelialMass 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Sir Slice-and-Spear!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Knasty Knork

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The knife does not mesh well with the others unless you enjoy cutting your mouth up. There's a reason we only have the spork.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I argue that everything inside the knife circle is just a knife.

Except the Splayd, perhaps. Which is just a spork.

[–] MehBlah 2 points 1 month ago

Don't bring a splayd to a spork fight.

[–] serenissi 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Snazz 1 points 1 month ago

Looks like discord with a green background

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