this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2023
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[–] Knossos 26 points 1 year ago

There is baked beans, but it needs toast. Please add toast.

[–] Kindofadickmovetbh 15 points 1 year ago

I think I see a raccoon trying to steal the beans

[–] Little8Lost 10 points 1 year ago

put a can of beans behind the bowl

[–] the_dopamine_fiend 9 points 1 year ago

Drastic hue shift. Make the beans blue.

[–] annoyed_onion 6 points 1 year ago

Not enough beans. Needs more beans.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 5 points 1 year ago

Make it not poop in three days.

[–] LazaroFilm 4 points 1 year ago

Add a waffle on the side. Make it blue.

[–] zakobjoa 4 points 1 year ago

Those beans look cold. We don't like cold brands here. Maybe you could warm them up with – say – a Jewish Space Laser™?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

put the image on a 3d cube

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stick the logo in a mason jar.

[–] utopianfiat 4 points 1 year ago

This one is worse than the blue waffle suggestion

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Put an hyperrealistic penis somewhere

[–] LokyinN 1 points 1 year ago
[–] AndreyAsimow 1 points 1 year ago

Add milk to the beans