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Antiwork

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A community for those who want to end work, are curious about ending work, want to get the most out of a work-free life, want more information on anti-work ideas and want personal help with their own jobs/work-related struggles.

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Date Created: June 21, 2023

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[–] Bigfishbest 94 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Ancient Rome had privatized fire department. Caesar's friend Crassus got the job and used it to extort people to sell their homes in a neighborhood when a fire broke out. As a result he became one of the richest people in history. He was also killed by the Persians who poured liquid gold (or silver, depending on source) on his decapitated head and sent it back to Rome.

[–] affiliate 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He was also killed by the Persians who poured liquid gold (or silver, depending on source) on his decapitated head and sent it back to Rome.

we should bring that back. the persians were onto something here.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Best I can do is liquid poo

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[–] JcbAzPx 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Also, the fires that broke out were mostly ones he started himself.

[–] omega_x3 1 points 12 hours ago

Fake news, everyone knows the Christians started all those fires.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

On an unrelated note, "crass" basically means fat

Interestingly "krass" and "fett" are both informal/ slang in German for something incredible

[–] Valmond 5 points 22 hours ago

Crasse in frensh has a "really bad"/cheap&bad connotation.

[–] Rooty 4 points 21 hours ago

Beaten to the Crassus comment 😮‍💨

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[–] shalafi 310 points 1 day ago (16 children)

I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.

“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”

“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”

“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”

The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”

“Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”

“Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”

He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.”

“Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”

I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside.

“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.

“Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.

“Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?”

It didn’t seem like they did.

“Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.”

Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing.

I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it.

“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled.

Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him.

“Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.

I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!”

He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.

“All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.”

“Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy.

“Because I was afraid.”

“Afraid?”

“Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.”

I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.

“Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.”

He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

Fucking brilliant every time

[–] Odo 51 points 1 day ago

I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.

That line gets me every time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago

Immediately thought of this when I saw the screenshot.

[–] finitebanjo 32 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Anybody who claims crypto is useful for buying drugs is a fed. The blockchain contains the transaction history, you can trace a coin back to every wallet it's ever been in. Buy your drugs with cash, but make sure the cash has been places: cash from an ATM might have no history aside from you withdrawing it.

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[–] MataVatnik 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it

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[–] masquenox 24 points 1 day ago

Remember... these are the oh-so-smart Richie Riches that gets to be the de facto ruling elites in our capitalism-addled society.

[–] [email protected] 230 points 1 day ago (3 children)

He also doesn’t want to pay property taxes, and for what little it’s worth, he drives a cybertruck/wankpanzer.

[–] lemmyuser100002 104 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Upvote for wankpanzer. That's gold

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago

We don't need no water let the mother fucker burn

Burn motherfucker, burn

[–] [email protected] 184 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Name any price eh? Someone is going to learn very quickly, why public services exist.

[–] Dabundis 72 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Marcus Crassus smiles in his grave

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[–] doughless 35 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Unfortunately, if his house does burn down, he's just going to blame public services for their failure to protect his home, and then claim that privatized fire services would have been better.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The irony may be lost in him, but if he had advocated for his neighbors to have the resources they needed to prevent their house from burning, the imminent risk he's now facing to his house would not be a threat. The individualistic mindset of fire prevention, disease spread, etc is so flawed. The best way to protect yourself is to make sure your neighbors are protected, and for them to do the same to you.

[–] quafeinum 4 points 21 hours ago

The irony is having ’wassermann’ as his last name and asking this 😹

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Awwww he deleted his account. Or maybe it burned down too.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Oh look! It's time to play "Fire, Water, Burn" by the Bloodhound Gang on maximum volume again.

[–] [email protected] 123 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

(supposed to be Crassus according to wikipedia, who was a roman that was infamous for, among other things, having a private fire brigade that would take financial advantage of people whose homes were burning)

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Not really Antiwork but I do like seeing ancaps become homeless so

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